Velveeta
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yes they still make Velveeta.
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The days of Wonder bread and Velveeta are long over .... thank god!
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Velveeta is some nasty poor people shit.
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Where do you find old commercials like this?
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@alcockell i dong get it
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@cookieheart100 "Lovely. Milky milky!" ANYONE remembering the Mary Whitehouse Experience will remember Hugh Dennis's character...
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Krafty the Rat says: Millions of people are paid Trillions of dollars per year to change a decoration on a car or a picture on a box every 10 years. they get free hotels, trips, extra houses, retirement, medical, and nursing homes (for their family too). they use poor people for slaves and vacation prostitutes. they force us to buy their defective services to pay for it all. we get nothing. fake salt cheese and crippling strokes. go die in a gutter Kraft Foods. - james mcashan for US Senate
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"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining.
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining." (number 2 Billboard 1963)
"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)" by Allen Sherman, to the music of Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours".
("cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily, and it makes a nasty stain upon your doily". - from multibillion dollar per year global Kraft Food group team.) we heard their trash millions of times. they have us trapped.
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I havnt heard this in 20 some odd years and I just sung it word for word with a shit eating grin on my face :)
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who puts cheese in a pitcher in a cabinet!?!?
Thank you so much for posting!! I was about 8 years old too and I will never forget the "it's velveeta, it's much better, it's much better, than chunky cheddar" (this is in one of the longer ads) and then they pour the chunky globs of cheddar out of the pitcher...
So disturbing. Everyone thinks I made this song up. Oh I cannot wait to send this link to my sister. Now that I have proof, she owes me money! :)
lauramielle 4 years ago 8
As a kid, I seriously thought if I bought Velveeta instead of using regular cheese, I could throw it into the microwave and it'd come out fabulously smooth and creamy. Naturally, I would have nothing but the best for my chilli cheese fries. I used it, and the crap tasted as pasty and second-hand as all get out. In terms of taste, it was the equivalent of watered down govt. cheese. Velveeta had LIED to me! I grew up that day.
SwitchbladeKitty 1 year ago 6