Sybill Trelawney's Horoscope For Today (Weird Al)

An interesting idea I got while listening to the album "Running With Scissors" while on the way to the hospital to see a family member who'd had a car accident. Before I ever opened movie maker, the idea continued to evolve in my head and I ended up putting a lot of work into this.

I thought it would be fun to try to match characters to what their actual signs would be. I knew Harry had to be a Leo, but beyond that I had to rely on the HP Lexicon. I actually don't know what signs Luna and Uncle Vernon are. The only other Taurus listed was Professor Sprout; sorry I thought Luna was more interesting. And the only other Scorpio I found was Molly Weasley, but I figured I'd had enough of the Weasleys in here.

If anybody knows their supposed birthdays, or if I put anything false in here, please feel free to correct me. However, don't expect a fixed video, we're stuck with this one because I now I never want to hear this song again.

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[AstroMen2911]

Oh those cards mean that you are between two opposing situations that will lead to struggling or mental confusion however a dark complected young man may decieve or betray you in the end...

[bonnielover1965]

That's right. When I came across that brief scene in the HBP book where Trelawny is reading cards and mumbling to herself, I consulted a book on fortunetelling and those are the conventional meanings. A nice foreshadowing for the end of that book.

[AstroMen2911]

Sorry, buddy but Astrology isn't Divination. Divination requires psychic abilities, Astrology is about observation and theories....you know, Science.

[bonnielover1965]

With SCIENCE, of course!

[transfiguredbunny]

Neville isn't cancer...he was born July 30, 1980 and cancer is June 21 -

July 22.

[bonnielover1965]

Hmph...my information was incorrect...although if I'd bothered to look at OotP close enough I would have caught that...all the business about who the Prophecy referred to...my apologies.

[unimaginative13]

"obviously..." xD

[kamaniisopi]

No, actually I'm not, but the losers here are people who post comments like yours. Have a nice day ;)

[buddyacker]

For someone that is much more talented than you and then Umbridge shows. Haha.

[66smiles]

I completely loved random the Princess Bride in the middle

[MrMatto91]

Ron is a Pieces and it is telling him to aviod Virgos (Hermione) and Leos (Harry).

[gerbilove]

hahaha i love that i share my taurus-ness with luna!

[hermioneleslie1999]

i loved that! im a capricorn so im with snape!

its so true!

[Tathrin111]

That was funny. :D

[supertrees077]

my name is trelawny yyyaaaayyy

[shohannah1]

I love Hermione's and Snapes

[oliviab93634]

IM RON!!! 22ND feb

[kahlobloodline]

I love that Hagrid is a Sag, like me. <3