Twilight Rants v.4: The Virgin of Suicides [Redux]

Note: Originally premiered 9/29/2008 but audio muted because of its original intro. Now back by some demand =)

Part 1:
Bella receives an e-mail from Edward telling her that he has to break up with her a'la New Moon. By the time Bella gets it, Edward is already long gone. Bella suffers through five months of a depressive state before she finds herself that getting in danger does bring back memories. Missing posters are being posted all over Forks in search of him.

Kris, on the other hand, gets a wake up call from an FBI agent asking if she had seen Edward after the vampire has been up to a killing spree.

Today's blog:
Pretty much explains it. Mostly touching on Bella's mission to hear Edward's voice in her head by ANY means necessary. Because after all, Edward IS her anti-drug. And Bella is Edward's heroin (not heroine now. Big difference)

Watch it in HIGH QUALITY! Longer load but worth the wait.

Other notes:
+The "rock" video mentioned was in reference to v.3 ("Edward the Statue?") and to make good on the references and quotes, I had to skim all three books while at Borders. *shudder* However, the footage of me looking through the books was taken AFTER v.3 was made.

+Yes, I'm told and found out a little too late that Little Edward drives a Volvo. Let's just say the Mercedes car was his getaway car as a cover up.

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[xLindsey777MCRx]

One time a twi-fan jumped off the same cliff at La Push just to be like Bella. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JunkoNightfall]

Yes, it was fairly recent and I plan on bringing that up on a future blog.

All I will say is that either they lost sight of reality or they really believe the voice of Edward will speak to them.

[XLemurofEvilX]

It sucks they muted the sound!

BTW, where did you download the PDF?

[JunkoNightfall]

I know. Luckily, it was only the intro/title part that was the offending culprit.

I downloaded the PDF via Limewire. Don't have it anymore but I might pull it off again.

[MadMadameMe]

Your rants are so funny. I love the points you bring up, and your hat. Your hat is win. Can't wait for the next installment!

[JunkoNightfall]

Thanks. Glad you like the hat. Gotta find a way to stand out just a little. =)

[DragonflameWolfpaw]

LMAO, the poster...eye color: Fool's Gold. That was a stroke of absolute brilliance!

I bow before your awesomeness.

[MinamiUotani]

When I saw that "Those math and cook books are a LIE!!" I was very rofl.

(all day long I have been goofing with my friends, randomly yelling"the cake is a lie" while inside Walmart...)

And...I'm sorry, but those girls looking up to Bella are more psychotic than Edward...*ahem*

[Dinker27]

O_o @ kids looking up to Bella

A morbidly positive way of looking at it: survival of the smartest?

[Maganja20]

fucking bitch

[hikarikaiya26]

Yeah I'm gonna be afraid for the future too.