Uploaded on Nov 21, 2008
Just a quick vid I put together for Nextwave. I could have done better, but I was rushing and didn't care...sorry about that.
It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more politics
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crushing
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The mother____ing boat is exploding!
Is one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Coporation
To bring about catastrophic devastation!
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!
Give us a NextWave rollcall!
Is gonna microwave your (whistle)
Is gonna steal all your stuff!
Is going to organize your sock drawer!
Is gonna speak with an accent!
His name is The Captain!
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
For God's sake, somebody call NextWave...