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[Rhett Hildebrandt]

This video gave me cancer.

[HBLL Multimedia Production Unit]

The voice at the end is in fact the talented Stephen Jones.

[MyRogerwilco]

@Jamespratt, go back under the bridge ya troll.

[MyRogerwilco]

If we should use the computers in the library, why'd you take almost 2/3's of them out? If you have a laptop, use it. Please, save the computers for the rest of us who can't afford em.

[James Pratt]

But seriously, please just spend more time in pre-production. THE KEY IS TO ASK YOURSELF, "IS THIS STUPID?" If the answer is yes, YOU DO NOT PRODUCE THE VIDEO.

[James Pratt]

So I ask myself, like what would I do to get more kids at the library? And my brain was like, sup dude, why do you want to do that? There's already so many kids in there, the internet's clogged like a pimple in a bowl of mayo! And I was like, yeah. Let's make a bunch of videos to get people to come to the library. AND MY BRAIN WAS LIKE YEEEAAAHHH BRO LIBRARY SWAAAGGGG.

[James Pratt]

BUT I mean none of it really matters in the end. We'll all be dead in 50 years anyway, and then do you think they really have libraries in heaven? THEY'D BETTER! Hey nice Stumpjumper, BTW. LET'S GO SHRED THE GNAR SOMETIME MAN. I JUST GOT A FRICKEN REMEDY MAN. The Trek dude was like "GO 29 BRO YOU AIN'T COMIN' BACK" and I was like "FRICK NAH BRAH STRAIGHT 26'S UP IN THIS KICK-BACK." You wanna shred sometime? Sick trails up squaw peak! SKEEEEEEEE! Downhill, All-mountain, climb-til-ya-puke?

[James Pratt]

SUPER UGLY COLORS, you on my level? Who does fuchsia anymore? FREAK. And the dog campaign. DON'T GET ME STARTED OHH NO TOO LATE I STARTED: that was a dumb campaign. Maybe they should go talk to someone who actually knows about advertising before they start a comprehensive marketing SCHEME. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? IT'S A PRRRIIVVATTE INSTITUTION and I'm here to get a cheap education so why should I even bother?

[James Pratt]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? Ever read 1984? If that's true, though, I'll be SO happy - I was putting myself on constant guilt trips everytime I got paid to watch youtube videos at my job as a TA. FYI, I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE SCHOOL; THE SCHOOL CHOSE ME. NO ONE LISTENS TO MY FITS ANYMORE (FETCHBAGS.) I'm just way sick of no one listening to my suggestions. I could run this school 100X BETTER THAN THAT BRIMHALL MAESER DUDE. Whoever runs the library review needs to get fired after they repainted the walls.

[Jonathan Bugg]

@jimmyprattfdof actually almost none of your tuition money goes to these projects. A great deal of money is donated and other sources fill the rest. Tithing covers FAR more of your true "tuition" cost than even you do. All money spent in the library has a huge amount of review to make sure its spent properly. But hey lets not let little things like fact get in the way of your self righteous hissy fit against the school YOU obviously chose to go to.

[James Pratt]

You should hire someone who can create interesting stories and compelling characters. Until then, I'm sure you'll find other work that you can rip off. Normally I wouldn't care, except that THIS IS WHERE MY TUITION MONEY GOES. Does the library seriously need "advertisements?" I've seen you filming before. You've got at least $20,000 worth of gear (red rock, 5D's, etc.) and I'm sure they hooked you up with a bunch of Macs. Love it. I hope you guys feel great about your accomplishments.