Cafferty: The McCain Flip-Flop

mike50333, Please do not blaspheme by calling a revelation from the King of Things a "pitiful mocking fit." You place your sould at risk. I want you to be there in Heaven with me, not be boiling away in that massive Fry Daddy that is Hell--where Satan forever taunts you with a strainer but won't fish you out. Heaven is great--the drinks are free and there's never a cover charge.

mike50333, You earlier referenced God's "unisexuality." That is a respectable claim based on philosophical theology, but is contradicted by a direct revelation that God has sent me. Being omnipotent, God has the ability to have any or no gender & change it at any time, but in fact has always chosen to have a schlong. I asked God why & was awed by His reply: "It's quicker to take a leak for a guy, & periods suck. I feel for the chicks."

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Y'all just love to engage in these pitiful mocking fits, don't you?

lol

mike50333, God is a man. He has a big dick, but He's only ever banged one woman--Mary.

Okay, firstly, God is unisexual - meaning he doesn't have one. Secondly, you're referring to his son, not He himself. Thirdly, unlike most of the other gods on this earth, Jesus never banged anyone.

Finally, where the heck did that even come from?

I love Jack Caferty!

"difficult dance...liable to break a hip...lol"

totally get those jerks out of there.

we have all seen McCain palin lies. Now they will spin it more with her refusal to co operate with her investigation. we just know shes hiding stuff. If people dont vote against them they get what they deserve. which is 4 more years of hell.

Palin isn't hiding anything, lilbluebirdt. Palin was chosen because there's nothing to hold against Palin, except... The fact that Palin's inexperienced. :)