SNL parody commercial "Earth Shield"

A message from Earth Shield, your Friend in the Sky

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Comedy

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• snl
• parody
• commercial

[tripjet999]

This was most definitely NOT from Saturday Night Live.

[FatnWild]

Wait, this shit's real? :O

[johnn52287]

@cj402 Dont act like you know how vapor trails or contrails work. because if you did you would know they would vanish in just a few seconds. In addition to that you can see by looking at the airplanes that the vapor is being released on command through separate nozzles. Do some research and spend a little time away from your "actual word" as you would say. then you would understand.

[HerbsPlusBeadWorks]

@fearless1890 UMMM NOoooOO Contrails are condesation trails that disperse in about 2 minutes as you can see with this expanse this is not a condensation vapour but chemtrails---and there are 23 toxic elements that hit te groundin 21 hoursBarium--Aluminum-Thorium-­Uranium-Titanium-Bacteriacides­--are just some of the components--look at your trees--see the rust and the black spots--some have spots are grey--chestnut--oaks and maples are impacted the worse and then some of the fruit bearing trees

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[Pemon66]

cool :-) and of course it gives no global warming for these poisoning sprayers around

h t t p://seaice.alaska.edu/gi/obser­vatories/barrow_webcam

[TheFishbowlFilms]

... Interesting

[elmolester]

@cj402 so being outside all your life you must have realised their increase over the years, and perhaps even noticed a "coincidental" misty haze or other changes in the local weather, maybe even in your state of mind and those around you. Sure these are the hyper-associative theories of a paranoid conspiracy theorist but if you didn't have your blinders on you might see the connection just as easily. I don't know why people must always try to disprove this. Too scary? Don't dismiss cuz of fear.

[drewby6789]

@fearless1890 lol it's not gonna kill you, breath easy buddy

[SuperPianopro]

That kid lives close to an airport o.o

[cj402]

This is a joke folks. Those are harmless vapor trails from condensation off commercial jets taking off at an airport. You've been outside right? You know what "outside" is right. Certainly you've seen this, in your actual lives, right? You should get away from the virtual world on your computer some, and spend some time outside in the actual world. Then you would understand.

[fearless1890]

@thedemoboy chemtrail implies a chemical agent in the "contrail"

[thedemoboy]

@fearless1890

chem trail =/= contrail.