2011 Top Story: Japanese Nuclear Reactor Totally Safe Says Two-Headed Plant Official
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Published on Jan 26, 2012 by TheOnion
In a major story from early 2011, Japanese nuclear plant officials assured the public a damaged reactor posed no radiation risk as they vomited up blood. (Aired 12/9/11)
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@lordtalon69 I think you have a stick in your ass.
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I refuse to watch anymore alvarez stuff because....
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Lol at the end
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WHOA im really suprised because im japanese and usually when people speak japanese in american media the pronunciation sucks but that guy was pretty good
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