Hitler hates Michael Bay's Transformers

Hitler hates Michael Bay's Transformers.

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[lightsanime]

For the 1st time, I'm with Hitler, Bayformers was a huge letdown to the original fans. They completely ruined it, they never bothered to take elements from the Unicron Trilogy or RiD, they just made up sex jokes and throw in a prostitute for the jerk-off retards out there. It's annoying to look at sex-appeal when you're not in the mood and Transformers does not put you in that mood.

James Cameron should have done Transformers.

[OmegaSupreme999]

Poorly shot and edited action scenes, plot holes, terrible vapid cringe inducing comedy, horrible acting, crappy cliche dialogue, ugly robots 50,000 different parts makes them to expensive = less screen time, pacing problems, hiding in the backyard, Transformers have little if any dialogue, Peeing and farting Transformers, 2 hour and 30 min commercial/ music video,

The London reviews for the second movie say it has the same problems and is not better then the first movie.. but equal.LMAO

[312Ironhide]

@MarkOhNo You make the Camaro sound like a friggin' Hummer! It is pretty fuel efficient for a car of its class. And a hard-hitting grunt does not play "Baby come back" so his friend can get a girl, or try to warn him of a decepticon human by playing "She's super freaky" on the radio.

[MarkoOhNo]

@MarkoOhNo I know the most overused argument against this is, "Well, Bay made the movie his own." "Artistic license." Blah blah blah. There's only so much you can do with a pre-existing franchise before you've gone too far. Comparatively, he may as well put out a James Bond movie in which Bond is a beer-swilling, inept hermaphrodite who farts on-screen every 10 minutes. Or a Dora the Explorer movie in which she's 21 and sleeps with every single male character. I mean seriously. What the fuck.

[MarkoOhNo]

@312Ironhide How about recognizable as individuals? Perhaps give them some personality? Keeping true to character? For instance, Bumblebee - as a character - is a peppy little guy anxious to help however he can, not a hard-hitting grunt. His primary feature is that he's the most fuel-efficient Transformer. VW or not, making his vehicle form one of the least fuel-efficient you'll ever find was an utterly clueless, boneheaded move.

[312Ironhide]

@MarkoOhNo What would be "recognizable" to you? Make Bumblebee a VW Bug and Megatron a friggin' pistol? "These aren't the Transformers we grew up with!" They're not supposed to be the ones you grew up with! They pay homage to the characters with certain elements, like Optimus' face-plate, Megatron's fusion cannon and Starscream's jet nose in his chest. These Transformers are supposed to fit in today's world. I don't want to sound rude or mad, I'm just trying to make a point.

[MarkoOhNo]

@312Ironhide It doesn't matter. I could've lived with it being unique from any other incarnation of the Transformers saga if it had at least been done WELL. It takes a certain amount of arrogance & idiocy to stray THAT far from the source material. Optimus was the only mildly recognizable Transformer in ANY of the movies. The CGI & animation was made so busy it became utter crap. The acting was abysmal. The writing was pathetic. Every detail smacks of Bay's byword: "At least it'll sell popcorn."

[AugustusLarch]

3:29 makes the whole video.

[AugustusLarch]

1: 53 your fucking A. That's gold.

[312Ironhide]

@lightsanime Wow. I know how G1 Fanboys feel about this, but have they ever considered that this franchise is not JUST FOR THEM? It's for a new generation of Transformers fans also. Everywhere I go, "I hate Michael Bay!" "Michael Bay raped my childhood!" "Bayformers suck!" Yeah, That's why Transformers 3 Passed the $1,000,000,000 mark. They're nostalgic! And why would anyone say they want parts of the Unicron trilogy in there? Cliches and boring, slow so-called "Battles"? Lighten up!

[ramus313]

LMAO 1:47