The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme Song (Full)

Verse 1
He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Verse 2
When you turn on your TV,
make sure it's tuned to channel three.
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch,
although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth,
armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time.
Horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad he could spit,
or say Cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit...

Verse 3
They rip you off and don't care one bit,
but this nerd he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck.
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd.
He's the Angry....
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
3DO
Commodore
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd

***All credits belong to Kyle Justin (the singer) and AVGN***

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[halofan253]

He's the Angry....

Atari, Amiga, CDI, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, Turbo Grafix 16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd, He's The Angry Video Game Nerd...

[BillxMach]

@dstnyification back in the old days, that was the channel the game would appear if set correctly

[narutouzumaki9665]

i am from russia...

[fkthlf]

@halofan253 Where's jaguar? haha

[martivios]

@FireBomberBassist yeah i had to get a new controller evry week and thats because games used to be harder ...WAY harder now games are very easy to controll cuz its more developed ...those stiff controlls :P luv Nes

[CoolMarioHead]

im 10 i've heard of all of the accesories for the NES, the world needs more people like me cowafucka

[dude37]

@KASHWINNER1 ... I need an aspirin.

[nuklerproductionz]

avgn 4 lyfe!!

[FireBomberBassist]

@martivios My first console too. I've got so mad at it I used to throw the controler and scream. That's never happened with any other console with me. Something about the NES just brought out alot of emotion and I miss it. Good times indeed. xD

[KASHWINNER1]

@dude37 why would anyone in school care about what a powerglove i just asked a simple question >:[

[Toadmushroom95]

Wow, that is one long song!

[dude37]

@KASHWINNER1 Seriously? WTF are they teaching kids in school nowadays that you don't know what a Powerglove is.