Rules to survive a horror movie
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you forgot dont have fun
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Empty the clip on the nigga, and DONT be black! (i'm black)
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If you find a unlocked window don't assume it became magically unlocked
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If you fall don't lay there with the " ow it hurts" face, get up and keep running
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If your friends go to investigate a sound and don't come back, don't go look for them. Just make new friends!
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Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to move house.
If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better safe than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
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If the killer is chasing you and he or she trips or falls down because they're wearing a mask with bad vision, don't run away, stomp the killer's face in. Another good tip is to cut the killer's head off to make sure he or she is dead.
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dont say "Hello?" like the killer is going to reply "Yeah im in the kitchen. want a sandwitch?"
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If a large group of all kind of animals are runnin in one direction follow them
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Dont solve puzzles that will open the door to hell.
Dont ignore the exotic person who tells you to do or not do somethin and then do it to prove their silly
Never be the best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever of the main character!
BarbyChan4ever 2 years ago 11
never assume theres only one killer (scream)
AKShamu28 8 months ago 4