#4 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says.
He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do: take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison, and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony.
"What did the doctor say?" the victim asks.
"He says you're gonna die."

Category:

Comedy

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• comedy

[saudikid]

lol i didnt get the last part where he says ur gonna die

[RodneyBReynolds]

He's gonna die because the other guy is not about to suck the pision out of his butt.

[JustinR19]

Rodney > George Lopez.

[sinnerstefan]

Best one Rodney ;)

[POCKETCHECK]

I think he may have censored this joke a bit ;-)



[Johny40Se7en]

sick but flippin funny

[tcuk]

Overall that was a kickass joke. Until the next time, take care.

[mzcullen1924]

LOL

[geforceoc]

LMAO!!!! good one!

[187Homie187]

wtf xDD

[lodnaellid2]

hahaha X'D

[taltigolt]

was that a joke or just mean

[Uouttooo]

Awesome! lmao

[Se7enTips]

This is my fav so far ..lamo