Popular Animal Abuser

To celebrate video 666, I thought I'd address this ongoing perception that I'm an animal abuser.

This is a myth propagated PETA yawanna lie-arrheas who juice up on too much Hatoraid. I love animals. Especially with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.

YoTube: July 12:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZULzBltf1Ug

So yeah. I'm the 8th most popular video creator using TubeMogul.

http://www.tubemogul.com/about/top40.php

And on my death bed I shall receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.

Says NewTeeVee: "The fact that an online video buffoon like Nalts can score higher than CBS confirms that the playing field has been significantly leveled." http://newteevee.com/2008/06/25/tubemoguls-biased-list-shows-new-media-kickin...

(Or maybe this just says CBS still hasn't taken me up on my offer to save Katie Couric and Old Media):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTRBWqcupPs

I'm going to sleep now. This took too long to edit, and it's boring.

Category:

Comedy

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• tubemogul
• nalts
• PETA
• animal
• abuse
• pipistrello
• turtle
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• yotube
• gathering

[zoozake]

I don't get what you guys are all upset about.

1. Yes, abusing ugly animals is still animal abuse. duh. It's wrong.

2. Meat is meat. Get over your damn selves. We eat meat because it tastes good, and that won't stop anytime soon.

3. Killing animals for food isn't murder, morons. It's called 'salvation' (maybe....) Or better yet, 'life'.

4. Even though I don't 100% agree with this video, I think you guys should stop being idiots. I don't gave a damn if you talk about it, just be more logical.

[isyfrisco]

how come ppl didn't like this video? it was halariouse

[haimaref007]

one of the animal he abuses is his mom, he keeps her warm at night

[haimaref007]

all animal abuser are inbreeds

[MrTacoface2]

Animal abuse is cool now!!!!!!!

[MrTacoface2]

This is awsome!!!!! It's just like modern warfare2

[Darkdrago909]

your creepy D: 

[justjkjuice]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE AN ANIMAL ABUSER ANIMAL ABUSERS ARENT POPULAR THEIR WEIRDOS WITH NO LIFE SERIOUSLY WHO WOULD HURT AN INNOCENT LITTLE ANIMAL SERIOUSLY ANYONE THAT ABUSES ANIMALS IS FUCKED I SERIOUSLY HATE ANIMAL ABUSERS WHAT DID A SWEET LITTLE ANIMAL EVER DO TO YOU HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL AND SOMEONE ABUSED YOU EXACTLY THATS CRUEL HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING AND ANIMAL ABUSERS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO WOULD DO THAT!

[grinner24]

@Valkeie how bout i skin you alive caus eam feeling hungry and your meat your food so shut the fuck up you peace of shit

[0XLilMissCX0]

i love you

[MikeyScooters98]

@ buckemfuky . You know what go ahead and go kick your fucking dog but when that day comes when that dog dies . Your goin to be fuckin miserable like a piece of your life is missing.But when that day finally comes when someone comes and kicks the fuck off ur ass ur gonna know. what u did to that dog and what u shouldnt have done.yah im only 12 but i care about this stuff. if u agree with me thumbs up

[SimpleStuff31]

the youtube event is on my birthday july 12th!!!!!!!!!!