Yo Canada (Jarrett Sorko)

Here's the song on itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/yo-canada-single/id446389537?uo=4

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Lyrics:

One score I was born in the greatest of nations
Just a note, bring a coat, if you're on vacation
And even better the weather is colder than your ex-wife
We're the top educated country, sharper than a knife

You must agree, we own hockey, yo Canada rocks!
Cause even if we gave him skates you still can't beat Terry Fox
It's an honour that your neighbours favourite colour contains a "u"
We're just red and white, cause we're straight, we never blew (blue)

Population small and bilingual, ya we're pretty diverse.
And geographically we're the second largest country on earth
A snow house, a White House, which is only white cause of Canada
It's gotta be true, I read it on Wikipedia

We're the nicest people, honestly, it's no surprise
Go ahead, bump into us, we'll apologize (sorry)
As my Canadian bro Matt Perry would say in a Friends short
Hey Canada, could we be anymore north?

Hey, eh, I'm from Canada bitch
From hockey, to igloos, to being dope as shit
I always will be, and I've always been
Proud to be a fucking Canadian

We've got everything in your wildest dreams and your wishes
From mountains and beaches and fountains of bitches
And we're just like Katy Perry, cause we get hot and cold
But come on let's be honest, we mostly get cold

And well our money it's more coloured than, the Jackson 5
We used to have a 50 cent piece, but it's like Michael, it died
Trust me, I don't think anyone would disagree
We're the sickest country, and ironically our health care is free

And we've got our hairless pop singer, his name's Justin Bieber
After puberty and swimming lessons, well, he'll be Justin Beaver
A snowmobile with a spinner, all winter, and we're still thinner
And we never get hungry cause we invented Kraft Dinner

We've got beer and syrup, and syrup in beer, and here,
Well you can get married, even if you're... not straight
Obesity's not a problem, when you're born a Canuck
You know your country's fat when you're as mobile as an Inukshuk

Hey, eh, I'm from Canada bitch
From hockey, to igloos, to being dope as shit
I always will be, and I've always been
Proud to be a fucking Canadian

You're right, eh is every second word that comes out of my mouth
Like C-eh-N-eh-D-eh, what? Can't spell?
Crime rates are like the opposite of Charlie Sheen, they're low
And now for the 100th year in a row, our number one export is snow

The three S's of Canada, we're sexier, skinnier and smarter
And Tim Horton's is just like your mom, always around the corner
We've got moose, geese, and oddly dressed red police
I just calculated it out, we're 76 times bigger than Greece

So you're from Canada? How could anyone be mad at ya?
You flip you ham over to become bacon with your spatula
Everything's colder, but the wildlife is nice
Just don't go swimming in our water cause that shit's made of ice

From the great white north to the forests of green
And cheese and gravy, oh shit wait, that's just poutine
You have no idea what I mean bitch that's Canadian cuisine
In Canada when you fight crime you're part of the Eh Team

Hey, eh, I'm from Canada bitch
From hockey, to igloos, to being dope as shit
I always will be, and I've always been
Proud to be a fucking Canadian

Cans with duh, Canaduh, cana-cana-cana-cana-Canada
Cause you can't have can without the duh
And a duh in a can is Canada
So pack up your bags and move to Canada, unless you already live in Canada
Then Don't do what I'm saying to ya, cause you already live in Canada

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[nicoleleona343]

feather hat guy !

[DirectorInLabor]

Your hand motions are getting more and more elaborate from video to video

[MrNohatin]

I'm moving to Canada

[simplygaeb94]

Oh god LOL

[pattymac1986]

"Canadians are the most educated people" yet they still can't figure out that their healthcare isn't free. That's ironic.

[QTIP298]

i feel bad for the guy in the superman shirt in front of mcdonalds... just imagine 4 random ppl coming up to you and dancing..

[QTIP298]

i love sergs jacket... CANADA FTW

[pwrangerS1]

windsor BITCH

[marebear693]

haha yes....this made my day. not from windsor but london, on. fuckin dope as shit!

[18dyl]

Im from Windsor to fuck yeah!

[johnyboy268]

HELL YA WINDSOR FOR THE WIN i live in windsor

[TheBrayroadbeast]

yo man windsor owns i miss liveing there