Kyle and Nick- Albi the racist dragon

we were at a youth retreat with a bunch of churches and decided to play albi the racist dragon by flight of the conchords at the talent show.

Here are the lyrics. The paranthetical lines are the ones I missed while performing.

In the Marmalade Forest forest
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage ?
lives Albi Albi
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6: and so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! grumbled Albi quite racistly
Boy: No Albi, you didn?t kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
laughed the boy
Why are you crying so?
Albi: I?m crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it?s because I?m so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you?ll make it dirty.
Boy: No Albi, it?s not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don?t like you and I?because?well because we?re different to them.

(And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly, he wasn?t racist anymore.)

So they sat in the cave, cave!
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM!
Albi
The racist....
Well, not anymore!
Dragon

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