Pasta Pro Infomercial

What they're selling:
A cooking pot with miraculous drainage holes built into the lid, eliminating the need for colanders, strainers, or leaving a small crack to let the water drain from your pot into the sink.

The hyperbole:
From the sink full of dishes this product avoids (apparently a colander is actually a sink full of pots and pans), to the pound of spaghetti that plops into the sink and down the drain, to the guy who tries to strain his pasta using a plate, this one is chock full.

For our money, the cameo by cocksucker husband, who irritably taps his watch when his wife drops the pasta, is the clear winner. The expected "Where's my dinner bitch?" comment is never uttered, but it is practically swirling around on screen in capitalized letters like tiny angry-man sugar plums.

Also, on top of saving your marriage, the amazingly versatile Pasta Pro fits both gas and electric stoves.

You try to pull that shit with a regular pot, the bastard's likely to burst into flame. You won't have time to worry about that, though, as the fierce blows rain down from your husband's belt.

The reality:
Let's just go right to a customer review on this one:

"After I had dumped the water out of the pot, the steam or something caused the lid to adhere to the pot. I couldn't get it off! I ended up throwing it all out."

Source: Cracked.com

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[Araqnydd]

Now I can strain my bricks with JUST ONE SAUCEPAN!

[Muamer Hodzic]

But you see, it's demonstrating the bricks inability to remove the Pasta Pro's lid with the power of it's mind.

[TechUnadept]

Thog not know how use colander... Thog sad.

[yamiarisu49]

This makes my pasta draining look like an art.

[2pac4lyfe420WEEDLORD]

JESUS FUCK THATS A LOTTA PASTA

[loner1878]

0:06 "Where's my dinner, bitch?!"

[theDude834]

... plus S&H

[theDude834]

LOL yes i found it!! Love how retarded informercials are makes me laugh. I got one, "Do you love food but hate all that chewing well now you don't have to with the new food chewer. Simply put food in food chewer and and push the on button its that simple, soon you will have pre chewed food in seconds!! makes eating fast and simple. Order now! only 6 payments of $19.99"

[gavsbarcellos]

lol that little girl is me!! and u guys are mean haha

[PunisherPlaythroughs]

Making fun of informericals is awesome! LOL!!!

[patient451]

"Not even solid bricks can remove the lid". As opposed to liquid bricks?