SURVIVING DIVORCE (or... not)

Listen Lauretta... Lauretta... the jokes about Lauretta were the jokes, this video is a joke, please do not take it seriously... they were the joke... it's a joke... and a... potato.

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[BlueBerryWizard]

Some mother killed her daughter by forcing her to drink too much water around here. It's kind of disturbing because I could imagine my mom making me do that, but if it actually happened it would be for the better...

You need MOAR water.

[xoxosarah18]

Poor Greg, I really think he was sad on the inside. :(

[DerYugiohKanal]

i guess u fucking like to puke bro :D

[BLAGASPLEEGAN]

horrible place for ur cellphone haha

[pineapplefun1011]

@ThePastIsGone i didnt.

[BlueBerryWizard]

@TheDurationPlusFive I'm none of those things. The greatest "harm" I inflict on others is discussing my hate for degeneracy and things which I see as a threat to the fulfillment of the 14 words. I can't do much about my life situation because I'm not independent and I just can't move out or anything. I can't move out of my parents' house with no income and everywhere is cutting hours, closing down, etc. and they keep bringing in immigrants to take the jobs we don't have.

[TheDurationPlusFive]

@BlueBerryWizard Unless you're a rapist, animal abuser or child molester, I don't think you're pathetic or unnecessary. I think you're surrounded by Assholes and you need to tell these toxic people in your life to stfu and gtfo. If your parents tell you bad things about yourself, ask yourself why you would even listen to the opinions of the kind of people who would say such cruel lies to their own kid?

[BlueBerryWizard]

@TheDurationPlusFive I get told on a regular basis by people here and elsewhere the world would be better off without me. I think you wouldn't want me around either if you knew how pathetic I am and the things I say.

I'm not really sure why my mom would do it, I have plenty of rationalizations myself, but I don't know what her own reasoning would be. I just feel she would in some situation do it.

Seven months since that comment and my life is only shittier than ever...

[ChannelYouMightLike]

1:39 See ya, Cellphone!

[alliekat9989]

Press "1" repeatedly for some awesome seizures. And laughs hahaha XD

[RogerEstradaTV]

this reminds me of that dude from the movie "Wassup Rockers?" that would always try to kill himself by sticking his head in a small snik with water yet always sticking his head out to breath.

[rageclan111]

YEAH so I'm gonna go ahead and drink myself to death