A stupid Christmas song

So I wanted to make a Christmas video, but my brother borrowed my camera so I have to use my webcam. Not to worry, though, cause this Christmas song has nothing to do with Christmas spirit whatsoever! :)

LYRICS:
Once a year we celebrate
With Christmas trees and turkey plates
That two thousand years ago
A little boy was born.
Now you're sending cards around
To people you don't care about
Wish them all the best next year
With a stupid silly song.

Merry Christmas
Let's decorate your houses,
Merry Christmas
Be gentle to your spouses,
Merry Christmas
The presents are cliché.
So let's just get it over with, this stupid Christmas day!

And then it's time to load the car
And travel miles and miles a far
To visit evil relatives you usually avoid.
You can't even drink some beer, the pudding has been made last year
As the evening goes by you're totally annoyed.

Merry Christmas
You hate your stupid inlaws
Merry Christmas
They're pointing all at your flaws.
Merry Christmas
How embarrassed can you feel?
Try not to remind yourself that Santa isn't real!

Christmas doesn't change the world
So after a day of cuddly words
You might just as well go back
To hating everyone.
To hell with all those forged smiles
Don't worry about being nice
Grind your teeth for just one day
And just keep hanging on!

Merry Christmas
Just watch out for your bunny.
Merry Christmas
The songs are just not funny.
Merry Christmas
The wishes are all fake!
But let us just put up with it and eat some Christmas cake.

Merry Christmas...
Merry Christmas...
And a happy.... new.... year!
*suckers*

Category:

Music

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• Christmas
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• pardoy
• hate
• anti
• merry
• christmas
• fake
• annoyed
• inlaws
• family

[butfluff2]

lol u no how to speek 2 languages cool and it was funny

[Nightwatcher1982]

Thanks for your comment. Actually, I know how to speak 5 languages ;).

[geneticmutant2]

That was cool, lol, it was great

[Nightwatcher1982]

Thanks, mate :)

[Ingoojz]

zie ik daar nou WIJN in je keuken staan? :O

Leuk man XD

[Nightwatcher1982]

En champagne, Inge. Ga eens even gauw abonnee worden, trouwens :).

[PollyModel]

what languages can u speak??  speak french thai and english :)

[pop41us]

That was really great. I loved it, specially the part with the in-laws!

[0guesswh0]

marry christmas!

[loruCe]

christmas song i trully like, great job. :)

u made me smile.

lol. and it`s like what i think `bout christmas, grr, just hate them. ;D

[dillonpie]

if anybody post mean comments on nightwatcher i will rate you vids 1/5 and flag them so dont try anything

[snafutube]

looks like you have a nice middle class life, but the one where only despise the other is true ..... so is it so nice?

[babbaa123123]

Nice Song xD

[colbaltbl]

true

[No0neButY0u]

Very catchy.

I'm smitten by you. You're gorgeous.

[strawberryz56]

that's a cool song