Mad TV The Foundation for Unwed Mothers

Ellen Fesserlippenchip- Debra Wilson
Nancy Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff- Alex Borstein
Lucy Maton (pregnant)- Mo Collins
Professor Edward Lickenhaffenfillypassenbeck- Will Sasso
Carol Row (pregnant)- Brooke Totman


(Opening scene is in a talk show environment with two couches)

Ellen: Hello. I'm Ellen Fesserlippenchip.

Nancy: And I'm Nancy Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff.

Ellen: And we're the presidents and co-founders of The Fesserlippenchip Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Foundation for Unwed Mothers.

Nancy: Yes, you know, we are both bastards of loveless unions and we know first hand what it feels like to be unloved and unwanted. The Fesserlippenchip Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff foundation was formed for the soul purpose of making sure no others ever felt the same way we did.

Ellen: Others, like Lucy Maton. Lucy, please come out and join us.

(Lucy walks out and sits on couch)

Nancy: Welcome, Lucy.

Lucy: Thank you.

Ellen: Lucy, please tell the viewers your story.

Lucy: Oh, sure... Um, when I first, uh, found out that I was pregnant, I thought my life was over. But, uh, then I heard about the Chalklick--

Ellen: Fesserlippenchip.

Lucy: The Fesserlickench--

Ellen: The Fesserlippenchip

Lucy: When I first heard about the, the, uh Fessen... Fessen...

Nancy: Fesserlippenchip.

Lucy: The Fesser--

Nancy: --lippenchip

Lucy: --lippenchip Foundation

Ellen: Fesserlippenchip Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Foundation.

Lucy: The Fessen.. the Fessenlicken--

Nancy: Fesserlippenchip.

Lucy: The Fesserlickchalk --lippenchip.

Nancy: Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff.

Lucy: Chick-Chalkin-lick-Chalk-lick

Ellen: Chalkwithering...

Lucy: Chalkwithering...

Ellen: licktacklefeff

Lucy: licktacklefeff.

Ellen: Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff.

Lucy: Chalk-with-with. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff. Good! Snnn. So, when I first heard about the Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Foundation--

Nancy: The Fesserlippenchip Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Foundation.

Lucy: (close up on Lucy's confused and frustrated face) Anyway, they were very helpful.

Nancy: We sure were. Please help us welcome Professor Lickenhaffenfillypassenbeck.

(Professor walks out and sits on a couch)

Professor: Hello. I'm Professor Edward Lickenhaffenfillypassenbeck. I'm in charge of research at the Fesserlippenchip Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff foundation. You know, it wasn't until the Fesserlippenchip Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff foundation began funding my research that I discovered unwed mothers suffer not only from clinical depression, but something that I call the Snappytrickenpintopacker syndrome, which I named after my mentor, Dr. Ernest Snappytrickenpintopacker.

Ellen: And once Professor Lickenhaffenfillypassenbeck made his remarkable discovery about the Snappytrickenpintopacker syndrome, the Fesserlippenchip Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff Foundation sprang into action.

Nancy: We sure did. Please welcome, Carol Row.

(Carol walks out and finds a seat)

Ellen: Carol, won't you please tell our viewers your story?

Carol: Sure. Okay. When I was first diagnosed with the syndrome--

Professor: Snappytrickenpintopacker syndrome.

Carol: When I was first diagnosed with the Snappy-Tripo--

Professor: Snappytrickenpintopacker

Carol: Snappy-Tripo-Picko-Pecker--

Ellen: Snappytrickenpintopacker.

Carol: When I was first diagnosed with that syndrome, by the professor--

Nancy: Professor Lickenhaffenfillypassenbeck.

Carol: (close up on her confused face) Um, it really helped me.

Nancy: Thank you so much. Wow, in her own words.

Ellen: So, if you're an unwed mother and you feel like you may be suffering from the Snappytrickenpintopacker syndrome, please e-mail us at: www.Snappytrickenpintopacker/Fesserlippenchip/Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff.com

Nancy: Once again, that's www.Snappytrickenpintopacker/Fesserlippenchip/Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff.com

Ellen: I'm Ellen Fesserlippenchip.

Nancy: And I'm Nancy Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff.

Professor: And I'm Edward Lickenhaffenfillypassenbeck.

Ellen: And, on behalf of us, Thank you and Goodnight.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Mad TV
• Debra Wilson
• Mo Collins
• Alex Borstein
• Will Sasso
• Brooke Totman

[InnannasRainbow]

I'll bet there were alot of outtakes.

[eidehenre]

Mo Collins face at 1:51 is classic!

[noventar]

Mo Collins had a "what the hell is wrong with these people" look on her the whole time

[trippyboi91]

Lol, Debra is looking like "bitch get this right" when they keep screwing up lol. And she was sooooo flaunting it. Love ya!

[ggxxslash]

Poker face @ 1:51

[Dalbrix]

Awesomness! When I saw this on TV for the first time, I was blown away by their performances. An absolute classic! :)

[thassylats]

2:40

[takatakatang]

turn on the closed captions for bonus laughs!

[noventar]

MadTV was AMAZING during the good years

[RUSKOxSTAR]

epic!^^

[secretname1000able]

lol

[shinchanner]

whahahaha the fesserlippenchip/chalkwitherin­glicktacklefeff foundation for unwed mothers