The Fast Show - Swiss Toni (Pussyclub)

BBC2's The Fast Show, Swiss Toni explains how he is a gold card member at the pussy club..

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  Comedy

[FSA1990]

Well Paul, leaving a comment is a lot like making love to beautiful woman. First of all, decide on your approach. Then start working your fingers nimbly before finally pushing the "enter" button...

[Gandalf606]

Posting on this site is rather like making love to a beautiful woman. First you need to start off with your fingers. Then you work up to making an entry. Finally, you hit the enter key, send your lot off, and then sit back, relax, and smoke your pipe.

Brilliant show. One of my favourites was where he got a new computer and ended up buying loads of unwanted crap from ebay. Charlie Higson is sorely missed on TV these days.

[Dirk Dastardly]

Swiss Tony for prime minister.

[Gaan Guano]

Speaking of Gandalf, I had a dream about Ian McKellen Coming by my place for tea.

[18andreab]

Yes posting on this site is rather like making love to a beautiful woman...first you check your keyboard is clean, then finger the keys, work up to your comments then enter the deepest caverns of the net...then you sit back and await your reposte.....ahh The Fast Show..I miss it!....

[theNomadz]

Wishes Higson would come out of hibernation.

[MrKneeDeep]

You may be right but I thought it would be 'rich' since hes mentioned built like an alp, rich being the chocolate is rich, and he being rich car salesman. Either one, its still funny as!

[danman2125]

Okay I'm going to start picking up the phone now

[tommyhall12]

it's clearly 'ridged like a Toblerone'

[richard1piss]

Possibly my favourite Fast Show moment of all time. "You have Swiss Toni's cast iron guarantee on that.."

[Andy Reed]

:-D I want to be Swiss Tony