Calm-A-Sutra 2009: Don't Stop Till You Get Enough (Tea!)

Earl Grey is having a rough day. On top of his everyday crappy job description, his girlfriend was seduced by Grinder into drinking coffee,and his boss tells him to clean a nasty toilet. No one cares that tea is so amazing and healthy. He needs a relief. He does what he knows he can depend on to feel better again - drink tea. In his world, everyone understands that tea is tasty and healthy - therefore, magical. After drinking tea, he is refreshed and happy to go back to work.
Camellia sinensis can be seen as a mild drug, given its caffeine content and multiple health benefits. I thought it only fitting that it ends like a drug commercial. All of the potential benefits listed at the end have been researched. Yes, even the one about AIDS.

I also want to point out some things no one notices: Massages are good for ciculation; that's why his girlfriend says she found a replacement.
Grinder's teeth are are blackish yellow.
The tea fairy has jars of tea hanging from the branches above her.

Special thanks to everyone who helped me:
Justin Gaar - camera work/editing
Jeff Dingler - Earl Grey
Keith Gigliotto - Grinder
David Ray Carter - Grumpy Boss
Brynn Nightenhelser - Hopeless Addict
Sawaya Campbell - Tea Fairy
Bongo - Evil Snake (no animals were harmed in the making of this film)

And thank you Lauren Nicholson for letting us use your closet, and thank you Victor Kent for your wonderful brainstorming.

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[Hottie4rmNYC]

lol

funny

[christopherdavis777]

keith, i believe the phrase is, you da man!

[sjclar00]

Awesome

[kelsey722]

Lovin' the speedo! Hope you win!

[TrentDownUnder]

Bravo! Killer editing.

Seriously, this was really great!

[CeciliaHennessy]

LOVE IT!!! Erin, you rock! You HAVE to win the Calm-A-Sutra contest, the other videos are so lame compared to this!!!