Canadian Rap (Original Song)

This is an original song that was WRITEN and PLAYED by Taylor davous
Taylor the writer and singer of this song has a new webseries!! check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIONpblocLs

here they are

hey..here are the lyrics:

hey inuit are you into it?
or are you so frost bitten
that you cant admit to it?
I live on the 49th paralell
with yetis and mounties
and the best damn caramel
What? you dont like this routine?
well part with the pout and
party with the poutine

Cause im a gentlemen
i drink beers with beavers
im not feminine
i clip bears with tweezers
i like cinnamon
on my buns and creamers
i like fountain pens
and the mad cow fever

Im proud to live in the white north strong
harper's a douchbag but pass that bong
thats right here we dont have much crime
we just spend our time gettin real high!

Thats right dont bet on me
no real army and the maple leafs
believe whats up my sleeve
you cant conceive on new years eve
the what ifs? the can it bes?
is there any cottage cheese?
there'll be no guarantees!
get off my back you might have lymes disease!!
--

What the puck?
Im the master funk
ive mastered drunk
im the basket dunk

im the mother[censored] ship that never been sunk
lovin lady lucks in the back of my trunk
what you tellin me you want to mess with this?
well lets go ahead and lets reminise
let me take you to a place called vimy ridge
where we broke some noses and we broke some ribs

thats right thats what we do
were the second biggest country on this planet fool
come on we're the talk of the town,
the optical crown the evening gown

market town, proper noun, hear that sound
its the pound in the round of the ship thats bounded
to first hand, expand the land
like an ocean band in my native land

do you know what i am? A Canadian!!
--

Je mappele sexy tout le monde
cause ZUT celebre petit poisson
monsieur monsieur visa vie capris
cest bon maison ala cest la vie!

Sac a doe ala sac a main
frarajaqa dix dix ten!
Demiotoo and ananas
comon tapelle tous banana

Tres faux pas! Mon bon garcon!
Bon appetite avec bon voyage
Cest possible et tres tres froix
Je ne sais pas ooooo menage a trois?

o canada we stand on guard for thee.

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• Rap
• Bucksrock
• Taylor
• Original
• song
• maple
• leaf
• bucks
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[payson13]

yeah guys im going to get some better recordings and some new songs in a few days

[mcyees1]

fuckin sick dude but better quality recording would be sweet

[payson13]

@mcyees1 making a new recording should be out soon.

[Bioniman]

Make a professional recording;

Record more songs;

???;

Profit!

[payson13]

the guy who wrote this song has a lot more but he doesnt want to post them on youtube. idk y they r rly good.

[PatTheCow]

Lol! I'm canadian, And I don't think it as an insult, It's so funny lol.

[Chineseand]

the 'feel-good song of the day' for sure

[frivalousMC]

Hua !

[papan1990]

Oh thats really cool !!!

[tomhg38]

flight of the Concords esque

[ABacon011]

we want more!!

[ABacon011]

we want more!!

[ajharloop]

i love cotig cheez

[OosutoriaFangirl]

Awesome. It's the only word I have.

[rizzo516]

@payson13 make more

[CriminalPlayer]

@heladarkness It's called Canadian Rap, brah.  :)