So You Wanna Be Gay: Episode 3: Gay Men

Special thanks to:
Jeremy: the gay man
Kristin: script supervisor
Jenn: script girl
Melissa: token lesbian
Randi: cute little dog

So You Wanna Be Gay: Episode 3: Gay Men

You are now watching the Gay Men portion of the application. There are some very specific characteristics you will need to develop.

1.You will need to develop or work on your lisp. A gay man isnt a gay man unless he can carry an S for all its worth!
2.Find a good salon where you can get your eyebrows done twice a month and remember to always keep them tidy in between salon appointments.
3.Your dogs wardrobe should be a reflection of your shopping skills. If your poodle wear rhinestones and pearls, you will get extra points. However, if your poodle wears denim, your application may get cancelled. Denim honey? Really? Please, girl, listen, your dog must develop a diva complex within those six months or forget it. Just slink your way back to Abercrombie and WannaBe! Shit, this is stuff you should know. (keeps talking but starts to walk off camera)
4.Gay men dont UHaul honey, but they do get their shit packed within a week. (winks)
5.Your first relationship will be fast so dont get used to him. You are required to have your first relationship during the six month application process because lets face it girl, it will be over long before your application is approved. Hell, youll probably been in your 3rd, 4th, or 5th by then!

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[SwirlytownRUs]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sidian3]

Isn't Jeremy precious?

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Shit packed in a week..love it..LOL..

[sidian3]

I think Jeremy did a great job. Glad you like it!!

[Jesusgalluccioq]

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