Project Husband

Join me on my journey to find a husband for my wedding - Feb 15, 2011...I'm looking for my soulmate!!

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[Theweshmann]

don't stick your dick in crazy

[jameslovesgerman]

Forever Alone.....



[2468258456]

You really need a groom then marry me.

[MajorCaliber]

It's not that she "flats" so many notes, but that her lyrics are so bad and downright CORNY!

Seriously, when a woman reaches this age/stage/level of desperation, a prospective hubby has a right to meet at least TWO of her exes, eh? Can I get a HELL YEAH!?

[MajorCaliber]

HMOG... her whole premise shows such a toxic (and transparent) level of Hollyweird-inspired misandry, that I'm wondering if this isn't a serious SATIRE about kids who were raised on Duh Boob-Tube?? i.e. men are not human, they are just fashion accessories... or useful mass-produced appliances. "I simply MUST get married on such and such a date; just need an idle man-bot to "plug in" to my fairytale..." :rolleyes:

Hint: If you're going to do the Bettie Page bangs, do the bustier too!

[ArmoredFelix]

I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend

[cdw100]

Perhaps she will get lucky, but the pool of eligible fools is decreasing and fast and you have outed your own self as someone who wants to taken care of, rather than the other way around. I pity the fool.

[OhioGuy19]

Wow, this woman is insane, although the really crazy part is that there are a lot of idiotic mangina loser men that might trip over themselves to court a crazy like her...

If she is so interested in being married, what stopped her from actively pursuing a courtship when she was 18-22 and being married with kids by 25? She was probably the town skank back in those days, "had her fun and ready to marry" translation- she's ready to let a mangina man pay her way through life.

[rileyrkl]

You are everything that is wrong with western women

[drbpony]

I have no problem marrying this woman. However, she needs to meet a few requirements: Must be able to cook in my kitchen, must be able to clean my house, must pay for my divorce, must like my kid, must not have any tattoos, must not have any STDs, must be emotionally stable, must know when to shut up, must not cry to get her own way, must be willing to try new stuff in the bedroom, must not have a video game addiction, must not be a drunk, must have no male friends, must not fuck my best friend

[sokrateskerem]

if a guy did the same announcing his desire to get laid, you b!tches would call him a pervert.

get married in your dreams,

[Splunkzop]

You're too old. There are plenty of young bitches out there just aching for some cock. Why would any man want to marry some wrinkly old cow?