Woman tells the future by looking at asparagus
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Uploaded by jonmillsswns on Jan 18, 2012
A fortune teller who predicts the future using ASPARAGUS unveiled her top tips for 2012 - including two Royal births and British glory at the Olympics. Mystic Jemima Packington, 56, claims to be the world's only Asparamancer and sees the future by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land. She has made dozens of accurate predictions in recent years, including the demise of Gordon Brown, the credit crunch, and Oscar glory for British film The King's Speech. Jemima has made her predictions for 2012 which include two Royal pregnancies, a change of leadership for one of the UK's main political parties, the collapse of the Euro and the death of a high-profile British figure.
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wait.. Muahauahahaha :)
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Ahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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she predicted that it would rain in England? great
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At 0:40, she
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You are supposed to cook them and eat them!
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dumbassssss bitch
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didnt she get the memo your supposed to use BONES for this
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But, did she predict her being ridiculed on YouTube?
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It also suggests that you just threw asparagus on the fucking ground..
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The world would be smarter/better if we replaced christians with her.
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56 years old and she's still playing with her food. Now that is just sad.
Matat 3 weeks ago 28
I suppose that's as accurate a method as Pat Robertson claiming his schizophrenia is really God talking to him.
halleyscomet 3 weeks ago 15