This video proves God

My life is like this. Not asleep at the wheel, just the constant presence of the unseen hand pulling the strings.

A pileup started in front of me. Too close to avoid. Inside the chaos, I maneuvered around like an obstacle course. I exited out the other side without a scratch. I looked in the rear view mirror and cars were still hitting each other back there.

I let a girl drive my car, and just to piss me off, she waved at two guys on the side of the road. She even leaned over me to get her face and waving hand out my window, since they were on my side. "Hey! Hey!" Well, we skimmed the ditch, she panicked and jerked the car too hard back onto the road. There was an oncoming pickup, I have no idea how we crossed paths without hitting. We rolled over on the side, I don't know how fast we were going, but we must've tumbled a dozen times, give or take. The embankment on the other side stopped us, smashed my face against the windshield, I still have a scar on my nose from where it broke it three times and split the middle part all the way up to my sinus. The back seat part of the car's roof was caved all the way in, the front part wasn't caved in at all. The embankment we hit ends a couple yards down the road and turns into a drop off. A cliff.

My book was co-authored by the Divine Senders. One example of many: In writing my book, I went over it many times, not just to proofread, but to add stuff. In one of my "go-overs" I wanted to say something about the reciprocal nature of time. I wanted to identify it as a nature, itself, which would make it a noun. Reciprocation is a noun for reciprocal, but it denotes more of an interaction of two things, and I wanted to attach it to the one thing; time. Reciprocality explains well enough what I wanted to say, but it has the red squigglies under it, meaning it's not a dictionary recognized word. Oh well, I've made up words before, like that. I should've actually looked in the dictionary, I don't know why I didn't instead of just relying on my spell check. I guess because I'm so busy and I'd already made up a word and moved on. But one day when I was slumming on Yahoo Answers, I saw some atheist blathering about reciprocity. A dictionary recognized noun for reciprocal, which fits with my description of the reciprocal nature of time! Thanks atheist! I sent the novel off to the printers with reciprocity as my word, then looked in the dictionary for all the different versions of reciprocal, just to see if I might've overlooked something, and I found reciprocality in there! My made up word! With the same definition as reciprocity. So, why the red squigglies? Because reciprocity is a better word, and the Divine Senders chose it for me, and pulled all those strings as a way of giving it to me. The Divine Senders spoke to me through that atheist. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

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[Neonrose100]

As cool as this is, it doesn't prove anything about God...

[WanagiAkicita]

@Neonrose100 Are you one of the devout or one of their victims? I have no sympathy for the devout, but their victims, the ones who caved or succumbed, my heart goes out to. New medicines are proven dangerous after a couple years, but 170 year old theories come to seem truer, the more gibberish they scribble on their chalk boards. You don't understasnd that scribbling, so you assume they must know what it means, right? It means what it looks like; nothing.

[Neonrose100]

@WanagiAkicita That reply doesn't even make much sense. Some girl fell asleep when she was driving, that doesn't prove there's a god.

[WanagiAkicita]

@Neonrose100 Okay, I see how it is. Don't worry about it.

[imbored2]

this proves there is a god how?

[WanagiAkicita]

@imbored2 Are you kidding? There's a giant invisible hand over that car. Don't let a little thing like invisibility prevent you from seeing the obvious. It happens to me all the time, that's why when I saw this on tv, I recognized it instantly as the same unseen hand that's always over my car and my life. I'm gonna add a couple examples in the description.

[ShadowEX7]

Holy crap!

[TheGoldenPhone2]

In the name of jayzus...