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Uploaded on Sep 20, 2010

I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG!
it's by BOTDF

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lyrics:

Ladies & gentlemen
Whores & sluts
Step right up, behind this curtain
Is where all your fantasies come to life
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to candyland!

Let me show you my game (watch! )
I put Docter Seuss to shame (ooh! )
These rhymes that I write
Make you wanna fuck all night
When we take off our clothes (ahh...)
She sucks me 'til it grows

I'll fuck her face so hard
She is my wild card (sweet! )
My sticky lollipop
It's such a sweet gumdrop
I'm bout to explode
It feels too good to stop
Just taste my tootsie roll
You rub my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice!

Candyland! candyland!

Just close your eyes and dream
A fantasy so extreme
I'll take you by the hand
This is my candyland
You are my sweet playground
Swallow, my love... 'til you drown
I'll be your back door man
Welcome to my candyland

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice!

You want my cock (mine! )
But it's mine
So take a number
And get in line (what! )
Whipped cream and astroglide
Take off my wrapper
And slip n' slide

Sticky like a lollie (*gasp*)
Blow me 'til I pop (*pop*)
You can sample all my flavors
At my candyshop

Cumshots and gumdrops (ahh! )
Double fists and blow pops
Trick or treat
Squeeze my meat
Give me something sweet to eat

Slip n' slide on my face
You got that flavor, what a taste!
Lick it red hot (sssttttzzzz)
Like a candy cane (mmm...)
You'd think I was a zombie
By the way I give you brain (mmm! )

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! (mmm! )

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  • Ashyy Bear

    Please begin using correct grammar. First time or not, you don't have the right to trash anything about this song or them, because you don't see me trashing directioners or beliebers just because I don't like their music, so please, grow up and stop being a little kid. Is what you meant I thing. You're just a mad fantard.

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  • Nikki Roberson

    I'm All For BOTDF the best band ever...and BVB and so on...this is my fave BOTDF song..i kn every word to mostly every song of BOTDF......Keep Up The Nasty Work!!!!

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  • Leanne Glambert

    I'm not emo. :|

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  • alicatkissesxkittens

    "who blares 'candyland' at 3 am?"

    me: "oh boy 3am!" *turns volume up*

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  • DarkCoreWolves officalBand

    do u not know wht lyrics means

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  • FAWEXX

    this is really bad.

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  • partytilldawn100

    This is not emo. Emo is american football, dads, owen, old gray, title fight etc.

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  • alexandrajohnson004

    not all are emo kids

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  • alexandrajohnson004

    alyia u only like them becuase i showed u them u dont even know them ik everything about them do u know their names if their bi,straight or gay? NO ok so yeah stop sayin u lov this song and this song is a sex song ok so yeah umm bye.......

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  • Baki Roc

    This video is the biggest contradiction in the world. You guys should advertise starbusts.

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  • OverpoweredOrange

    Society has seriously degraded. 

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