The Ultimate Warrior's "Crash The Plane" Promo

Its not just any promo, its the ultimate promo! Transcript below.

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I, Hulk...Hogan, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Hulk Hogan, travel to...WRESTLEMANIA...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hulk Hogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Hulk Hogan, try to reason why? Do you, Hulk Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Hulk Hogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN!

You, Hulk Hogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Hulk Hogan, who is...The Chose One. FOR HULK HOGAN, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Hulk Hogan, am...the only...one...

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[1414mwh]

The Ultimate Warrior doesn't get enough credit man. In the ring he wasn't all that great, but in terms of personality and charisma he is perfect for wrestling. This promo is amazing. I really don't watch wrestling anymore but I loved it in the 80's and 90's. I miss when it was a bunch of nuts in Halloween costumes. Now everybody looks and acts the same. It's like they're afraid to let loose and play a character. It's sad. It's like my favorite comedy turned drama.

[DancingMadRB3]

Ultimate Warriror = total batshit crazy

[r8hitman]

The other wrestlers made fun of him about this on the DVD but this is actually a damn good promo!!!

Vince is just hating on UW now but if it was so stupid, even back then, why would he let Warrior stay, win the belt or even let the promo air???

Theres nothing wrong with this promo. Its wrestling.....I wish him and Macho Man coulda done one together that woulda been really funny.

[WelshDood]

@1dimpsey Lmao, awesome comment, that could work with almost anything, like if you were in a taxi going home, "As you... taxi driver... travel to... the other side of the traffic lights...... as you approach our destination..... assume the the controls, taxi driver......SHOVE THAT TAXI INTO A NOSE DIVE!!! Taxi driver..... and you will soon be close..... to parts unknown" XD

[entropy44]

ultimate warrior did 9/11

[Fadeblack619]

every promo for Ultimate warrior is classci

[Laminator9999]

HOKE KOGAN!!!

lmao! this is by far the best warrior promo! better than the one from wm 6!

[SuperDerekShort]

HAWK HOGAN

[briank06261973]

He probably was not allowedto fly after this promo.

[TiberiusIRE]

Did the 9/11 Highjackers look to this Promo for inspiration on that Tuesday HULK HO-GAN???

[ParasitesH8Truth]

SHOOOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSE DIVE......HOK HOKAN

[TheDrunkenCelt]

He's so fuckin bad ass