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Uploaded by on Nov 19, 2007

Stephen Lynch - Priest

Lyrics:

deep in prayer my cross to wear
i kneel upon the floor
temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
but i can not control myself
he rips my soul apart
for one small sheep among my flock has
stolen the shepherd's heart

altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory

sunday mass or bible class
i catch him in my view
i close my eyes but there he lies
spread eagle on the pew
and when i see him in that frock
my concience goes araye
i'll give him some communion wine thats
spiked with spanish fly

altar boy, altar boy
is it gonna be heaven or hell
you can play my organ all night long
if you promise never to tell

our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd...
oh dear god, the shame no no no
lead us not into temptation
deliver us from sin
we could pretend that he was jesus christ
and i was mary magdalene

altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory

oh altar boy, oh altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rec...

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  • Some people take this video waaaaay too seriously.

    Stephen ftw! Glad I saw him live :D

  • hey, does anyone else have the volume all the way up on their computer but still it sounds like it could be louder?

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  • I've seen Stephen Live.

  • i got a good sound system on my pc so i dont have that problem :L

    

  • This altar boy used to like me. (I liked him too.) Now I hate him. This song would have been perfect for him. Now a better song would be puke.

  • I was raised Catholic. This song is accurate.

  • ... They're gonna need a new mic...

  • I sang this at church once, and all the altar boys ran like hell.

  • my new youth group choir song

  • 103 Catholic Priests watched this!

  • @AFreeloaderrr you lucky son of a BITCH!

  • @NeedsMoreDiversity The best song ever.

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