Stephen Lynch - Priest

Stephen Lynch - Priest

Lyrics:

deep in prayer my cross to wear
i kneel upon the floor
temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
but i can not control myself
he rips my soul apart
for one small sheep among my flock has
stolen the shepherd's heart

altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory

sunday mass or bible class
i catch him in my view
i close my eyes but there he lies
spread eagle on the pew
and when i see him in that frock
my concience goes araye
i'll give him some communion wine thats
spiked with spanish fly

altar boy, altar boy
is it gonna be heaven or hell
you can play my organ all night long
if you promise never to tell

our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd...
oh dear god, the shame no no no
lead us not into temptation
deliver us from sin
we could pretend that he was jesus christ
and i was mary magdalene

altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory

oh altar boy, oh altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rec...

• Category

  Comedy

[Peperica98]

Well . . . I will see you guys in hell.

[NeoGalacticEmpire]

Some priests pray on God, others prey on little boys...

[Peazy daBoss]

I love this dude!!!!

[fan made]

yep i have 3000 hellmates now

[blaze556922]

No... You won't

[MANGONATIED]

134 people dislike this video they must be fags because fags suck for real

[cool101505]

Aww man... Hell sounds so much better when he is going to be there with all of us. (/3)/

[Biorythym]

there used to be a better version of this on youtube once..."if he thought the second coming was bad< then the third ones going to be insane"

[snaw fu]

And I will see you in the confession booth.

[Javier Hernandez]

To quote a wise man " Better to be a humble sinner than a self righteous saint." There is a special sin to get you to that special place for you hate mongering Christians in hell,it's called pride.

[Javier Hernandez]

Hey,you west boro church type people,who are you to say who gets to go to heaven or hell?who the fuck are you to say what's gods opinion?who made you the ambassador to le pearly gates?don't shove your belief's down people's throats because you drank some of that haterade,just don't watch to begin with.