Haircut | David Mitchell's SoapBox

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In this weeks episode, David shares his views about hauliers. Or, to be more specific, people who drive those bloody big lorries that pollute the environment with their foul stench and noxious fumes.

As ever, you can be sure that our man doesnt hold back and we can only hope that members of the Eddie Stobart fanclub (yes, there is one) have a sense of humour.

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[forgetyourtroubles1]

I feel like at the end they cut him off because be was about to have a melt down about hair cuts so they just cut the camera (without telling him) and he sat their rating for another 10 minutes =) got to love David

[tobiosnmakky]

@perrykillsfrogs1 I believe you have not read a lot of the internet.

[Curixq]

I just go to the haircutter and say "like usual" for years.

[MrPanzermaus]

they like washing it cause then they can charge you extra,

same thing goes with putting gel in your hair.

However if you decline there's always the risk you might end up with a sub-standard haircut

[geogodd]

noo way im the same!!! i did this were i go up to the door and went away today!

[ComradeSparky24]

Hail the emperor of the socially awkward!

[NowhereBeats]

Hair is harder to cut when dry and you are more likely to have it pulled out by the roots

I agree with everything apart from hairdressers who don't talk

[RPSM101]

Why is "like this but less so" such an impossible task for barbers to fill? It's not fucking hard! Assuming I was satisfied with my last haircut, cutting off a uniform length of hair should not by any means be bloody difficult. Yet I always have to explain the notion to them.

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@Zajuts149

Some barbers can be cocks as well. I remember I once had this really over-dramatic Italian fellow who genuinely got upset with me when I told him I wasn't quite satisfied with how my hair was looking thus far (even though he had asked me first). Safe to say it put me off going there again.

The worst though, are 20-24 year old girls who won't stop talking to you when you're sitting there. You really feel like telling them to "shut the fuck up".