funny nursery rhymes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marajuana. Jack got high lowered his fly asked Jill "Do you wanna." Jill said yes and dropped her dress. After a while they said "Fuck this constitution, hooray for prostitution!!!"
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funny man haha
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great shit love it
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(sing this as .. row your boat tune)
fuck,fuck,fuck a duck
gently in the ass,
69 a porcupine,
orgy at the zoo
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I have a 10 inch penis,use your mouth if you wanna clean it!(south park)
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three blind mice three blind mice WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING
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HAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAH ME AND MY FRIEND WERE LAUGHING SO HARD MAKE A ANOTHER PLZZZZZ
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Three blind mice see them run. Where the fuck are they going???
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i laughed once, thats it :/
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twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are, shine upon the parking lot, as i eat my girlfriends twat. OH!
georgie porgie puddin n pie blew his load in his girlfriends eye. and when her eye was clean and shut, georgie fucked that one eyed slut. OH!
hickory dickory dock, some chick was suckin my cock. the clock struck 2, i dropped my goo and i dumped the bitch on the next block. OH!
alwade24 2 years ago 37
humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
humpty dumpty fucked her some more,
all the kings horses and all the kings men,
bent the bitch over and fucked her again!!
XxHAGGISxX 1 year ago 22