Jaymes and Nathan Conquer Backstreet Boys "I want it that way"
"Hey dude, let's talk quick.
I'm out with that chick
You told me to see
Now I want to leave"
"O man, my mistake.
I thought she was great"
"She's not. She's Creepy.
Now I want to leave"
"Tell me why."
"Her teeth look like a coffee stain"
"Tell me why"
"Her laugh sounds like a freight train"
"Tell me why"
"She kinda looks like John McCain.
I'm on a bad date"
"You're overreacting"
"She smells like cat pee.
She makes my skin crawl.
She's not my type at all."
"What's your type?"
"The kind of girl that doesn't swallow food whole."
"What's your type?"
"The kind of girl that doesn't look like a troll."
"What's your trpe?"
"A girl that doesn't spit up on her plate.
I'm on a bad date."
"Just finish the date, dude. I think you'll be fine."
"Her voice is deeper than mine. Yeah."
"So what? She's a tom boy. It can't be that bad."
"Unless she's an actual guy."
"You can get through this. I know you can do this.
Deep Breaths."
"I really wanna leave.
She always tells the worst jokes.
Every other bite she starts to choke.
When she talks she spits food on my face.
I'm on a bad date."
"Say goodbye"
"Hey sorry that call took so long.
My mother called and she has cancer.
Now I have to fly outta state.
Plus, it's gettin kinda late."
"That was a bad date."
these guys are legendary
TakeItUpth3bum 1 year ago 30
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ketchuph8r 1 year ago 23