A Guy Out There (To The Biggest Douche Ever) - ORIGINAL

This song goes out to my biffle and all the girls out there who dated douchbags!

There is a guy out there
He's a Colombia manwhore
The biggest DOUCHE you'll know
But he's great in bed

There is a guy out there
He'll screw you all night on the floor
Next he's out bangin' some nasty whore
Usually from Arizona

There is a guy out there
He made me scrub his hair
Cause he got bad ass dandruff
It all came down like snowflakes
White like Kaiser's hair

There is a guy out there
He got no talent except beggin to get his stick sucked
Everyon knows he fails at life
Including his mom

There is a guy out there
Never uses rubber
I bet he'll get herpe from that girl
with the kid and fake ass tits

There is a guy out there
Wanted to kill himself
Cause he probably got 2 girls knocked up
at the same time
Called the cops on his ass
And he got a domestic charge

There is a guy out there
And his name is Donny Ward

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• donny ward
• pernia
• donald
• daniel
• danny
• arizona
• kaiser
• douchebag
• douche
• dandruff
• domestic charge
• colombia
• colombian
• herpes
• facebook
• cheater
• manwhore
• acoustic song
• original song
• feminist
• new jersey
• nj

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Theres a guy out there who loves this song, me

[BuBbLeWinKs8919]

harsh truth...

but he who fucks around shouldnt expect not to get burned right?

**nicely done

[lydiav08yey]

omFG!! i love this shit!