Twilight - Ballad of Bella aka. Bellas Ballad (comedy song by Grant Uchida)

Twilight song .The music and lyrics are my own. A last minute halloween song I wanted to post. a little treat for all the twilight fans out there. or not. Happy Halloween guys!

Lyrics:
heres a ballad of a girl named Bella
she transfered schools and met a sparkly fella
jessica said that edward was his name
and when in class he smells her hair
she gets creeped out by his stare
and all of his urges he cannot tame
she wants to be nice, even though hes cold as ice
bella wont think twice

so shes determined now with out a doubt
edwards little secret she'll find out
but the next day he dissapears
and suddenly to her dismay
a swerving van comes bellas way
edward stops the van and she finds it weird
she wants to know why, edward didnt let her die
maybe hes a nice guy

so edward tells bella hes a vampire
and thats why hes pale and dont perspire
he takes her to meet his family
now the cullens play baseball
which doesnt make any sense at all
the balls and bats dont break or leave debris
their game is interfered, 3 more vampires appear
they seem very sincere

now bellas life is on the line
the cullens family needs to find
a way to keep bella from danger
from this new vampire stranger
as she gets a call from home
she can tell by her mothers tone
that her mothers not alone
and guess who picks up the phone
if only bella would have known
but then again shes accident prone

as bella slowly starts to die
she monologues and also wonders why
dying is easy and life is hard
but she awakes and thanks to eddie
she goes to prom and she looks ready
assidefrom all the bruses and the scars
they both dance
to a tune
all after noon
and the ladies will swoon
when they see jacob in new moon.

Category:

Comedy

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[nougatNessa]

hahahh yeah looove it :D

[GrantUchida]

@nougatNessa thanks :D ur the fist one to comment on this in 6 months lol

[GrantUchida]

@DaNaiiMyMusic is the link on my profile

[GrantUchida]

@DaNaiiMyMusic LOL aww, whats her name?

[DaNaiiMyMusic]

@GrantUchida She said : You're welcome funny man !! :D

[DaNaiiMyMusic]

@GrantUchida Haha You're welcome +.+ :D ~ ... Which page?? O.O

[GrantUchida]

@DaNaiiMyMusic awwww! tell her I said thank you for your kind words :D

[DaNaiiMyMusic]

@GrantUchida Hahaha :D .. She says : you're welcome ..and you're amazing and very funny :) !! ( exactly what she said xD)

[GrantUchida]

@DaNaiiMyMusic aww thank you :) I am very greatful for your comments :D haha yes I saw the ones on your twitter! ahh saddly no one has added me on my fan page yet :P im almost at 640 likes :D