Isaac Newton's discovery of Gravitation

The British evaded the fact that the half-witted plagiarism of Kepler by the circles creating the Newton cult, did not permit the consideration of any relevant, experimental proof of principle; hence, the silly diversion of proposing that Isaac I do not make hypotheses Newton had discovered gravitation through being hit on the head by an apple. (Presumably, if we consider the relevant evidence at hand, that apple either hit Newton too violently, or, in the alternative, not hard enough.)
-Lyndon LaRouche in his paper
"How London Goes Down"
Feb.17, 2009

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Issac
• Newton
• apple
• fraud
• Science
• gravity

[guyNbluejeans]

It's funny. Morons taking shots at a man whose greatness is a million times greater than anything they could ever hope to be.

[devashish18yadav]

funny but not much informative

[legacyJVTS]

somone make a hammer fall out of that tree

[19dingo76]

Newton hat selbst nichts neues erfunden - er hat nur die informationen seiner vorgänger zusammen getragen ! Das heißt das das gravitationsgesetz nicht bewiesen ist *!* (Lilienthalgleiter)

[rahulthedragon]

why didn't he think on gravity when he goes to toilet everyday and d toilet goes down in stead of up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he haw (;

[Backspace85all]

doesn't look like he enjoyed the tea

[killa34334]

@guyNbluejeans Spot on!!

[amkmarwat]

what he say

[amkmarwat]

there is someone in the tree

[furtyu]

I wonder what will happen if the fruit that fell on Newton's head was a

Durian instead of an apple.

[JamesThWilliams]

So you're going to attack the guy who created Calculus. You're a douche, the apple is just a myth of course. But that doesn't mean Newtons three laws aren't valid or factual.

[KevinTheNoobie]

why the fuck did i actually watch the whole thing?