DEXTER'S SECRET

DEXTER'S SECRET

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Comedy

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[bobbarob]

"Mom, what are you doing?"

"Making chocolate pudding."

"Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning?"

"Because I've lost control of this parrot..."

[shadowwalker15x]

Mom: 'A pinch of cinnamon.' Parrot: 'A cup of cinnamon.' Mom: 'A cup of cinnamon.' Parrot: 'A cord of pepper.' Mom: 'A cord of pepper.' Parrot: 'A box of olives.' Mom: 'A box of peppers.' Parrot: 'Yap yap yap.' Mom: 'A block of cheese.' Parrot: 'A block of cheese.' Mom: 'A gallon of milk.' Parrot: 'A gallon of milk... Are you sneaking up on me?' Mom: 'A cup of coffee.' Parrot: 'A cup of coffee.' Mom: 'Beans.' Parrot: 'Beans. COOOkkiiiieeee.' Mom: 'Cookies!' Parrot: 'Worms and plastic minnows'.

[LadyRapidash]

@shadowwalker15x Now wait just a minute here... where am I supposed to get worms and plastic minnows?

[LadyRapidash]

Dexter's a cookie! I AM NOT A COOKIE! >:U

[SassyMcCathy]

his mom looks like she's on crack

[TentaclesIsSad]

DEXTER'S SECRET

[othnice]

every time I see Dexter's mom: dat assssssss

[brandonbear1]

derp

[bigd4465]

luved that episod :3

[5jdy]

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

[PyroTheFox]

Dexter's secret isn't what you think.