ORBITING MISS ALANA SOARES

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Uploaded by on Oct 16, 2009

[PLEASE READ] A stellar video of goodwill exploring the work and activity of one of Playboy's cutest and most memorable models. Hit the slopes and pump up the audio!

Dedicated to Alana, with appreciation. Every best wish to the Hefners and to all the individuals who empower Playboy as employees and who cheer for the organization as friends and fans.

**IMPORTANT: This is one of a select few Playboy-related videos to be uploaded--with discrimination and care--by this channel. It was NOT uploaded as a dare; it is an earnest, conscientious contribution of great personal enthusiasm and goodwill. If you like this video, I am pleased; if not, I encourage you to find others on my list more to your taste.

**TIME CAPSULE STATS for the woman: Alana Soares
--Born 02/21/64 in Redondo Beach, California. (Later moved to Park City, Utah.)
--Bust: 34 Waist: 22 Hips: 32 (March 1983)
--Playboy's Playmate of the Month (March 1983)
--(March 1983) 1] an AS ambition: "to be successful in everything I do." 2] AS turn-ons included: "sunsets, good friends, positive people, and roses." 3] AS turn-offs included: "gossip, judgmental people, and alarm clocks."

**HONOR ROLL of some significantly supportive professionals:
--Hugh M. Hefner, distinguished Playboy founder, "chief justice," and "final word"
--Ken Marcus, talented Playboy photographer who lent his superlative artistry to so many of Alana's pix
--Marilyn Grabowski, former Playboy West Coast Photo Editor, a woman of discriminating and demanding judgment
--All Playboy Video producers and directors
--Unknown Playboy hair stylists and makeup artists who always seem to know how to enhance greatness

**NOTE TO PLAYBOY REPS (AND FANS):
This video deserves to live. Liken it to a lever cracking slightly ajar the lid of a locked treasure chest. Mere glimpses of the riches within will inspire beholders with desires for full views. These desires can best be gratified by referring to the jeweler of these riches—Playboy Enterprises International—for the keys. One key certain to unlock the complete Playboy photographic "Soares" files is a paid subscription to the Playboy Cyber Club. [http://cyber.playboy.com/] This will reward the subscriber and profit the company. (I encourage this wholeheartedly.) View this YouTube video. I am sure you will agree that it is not a graceless pillage of Playboy property, but, rather, a multidimensional glorification of the same—a ten-minute incentive to others to explore and rediscover a golden entry from Playboy's past.

**CONCLUDING COMMENTS:
This video also deserves to live because it abides by YouTube's Community Guidelines in two relevant and decisive respects:
•Nudity. I have scrupulously and artfully edited to ensure that "areas typically covered by a bathing suit or underwear" are never—not even for a single frame—fully AND clearly revealed. THAT was a point of honor for me. Exposure? Yes. "Indecent"? No.
•Suggestive sexual themes. My theme is a sound-and-vision celebration of a woman's beauty. I present this theme progressively in contexts that are thoughtful and eloquent, clever and fun, sexy and exciting. This video is NOT a wanton or flagrant work of "smuggled-in" or provocative "nastiness"—neither in style nor substance; neither in the intentions which inspired it nor in the results achieved. Although its appeal is adult, it is suitable for any viewer who can appreciate the attraction and splendor of a beautiful woman and unique individual.

IMPORTANT: Questions or comments are sincerely welcome—but only if they are nice, clean, and comprehendible. If you are a professional and prefer that I delete this video, please contact me and it will promptly be done.

Music credits submitted with pride and admiration: Rick Springfield; Rush; Bozzio Levin Stevens; Boston Pops Orchestra.

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  • As far as I'm concerned Alana is up there with Marilyn Lange, Cynthia Myers and Melinda Windsor as one of the greatest Playboy Playmates of all time.

  • @Xenu Nice comment. Thanks for writing.

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  • definately one of the hottest playmates ...... ever !!!!!!!!!!!!, thanks for the video northbreed1a

  • ALANA- This is Leslie Hart, your Dads ex. I've been trying to find him and Linda for years. Do you have any info. how I can get in touch with them? How are you and Leilani? Nice video girl! Remember when we went shopping in P.C.? Please contact me if you get this at nini.62@live.comor 541-955-1587. Miss you girls, Leslie.

  • She has a twin sister I believe. OH-the naughty thoughts going through my head right now !

  • Pride myself on old Playmates but had NEVER heard of this goddess. A real frickin' beauty. When Playmates were Playmates. 00:43 look at that little bit o' tummy. Unlike the blonde sili-clone skeletons featured today. Had never even heard this Springfield song!!! Thx for the education.

  • I agree, as moderator of Cynthia Myers shrine on Yahoo! We generally came to a cnosensus that Alana belonged in teh TOP 10 of All Time

  • Beginning at 2:16, Alana showed why she had more balls than most Playboy readers!

  • The Most beautiful woman ever in Playboy and a true Goddess in every sense

  • I just wanna do her

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