JoeVenezuela teaches how to make a molotov

Due to a peticion from pizzicatoblue, i decided to make this mini episode.
JoeVenezuela is so pleased with the U.S. generosity, that he decided to share some of his Venezuelan knowledge. He shows how to make a molotov cocktail and his sister is there to either help or criticize him.
FAQ:

-Are you comunist? Answer: No, i am somewhere between a Socialist and a Capitalist.

-Are you an ilegal? Answer: No, and if i were it should not matter.
-Are you Mexican? Answer: No
-Are you racist? Answer: NO, jerks come in all colors and i like asian girls.
-Are you Mexican? Answer: NO.
-What is that song in the begining of the chapter? Answer: I call that the ¨Sexyto¨ (A mix of two words, Sexy + Exito), this is the only song i have invented with Cuatro (A Venezuelan music instrument)
-Are you a Mexican? Answer: -_-
-Is the AK 47 your favorite assault rifle? Answer: The AK 47 is cool, but my favorite is the L86.
-Why do you like guns? GUNS KILL PEOPLE!!! Answer: Guns dont kill people, Chuck Norris does!
-Are you a terrorist? Answer: Only if you ask me if i am Mexican again.
-Who is Mathew Anderson? Answer: The dude who invented the joke of the turtle in the materials; however, the use for the turtle was my idea.
-Do you like spacy food? Answer: No, but i love quesadillas.
-Are you Colombian? Answer: ...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Funny
• Venezuela
• JoeVenezuela
• Locombustion
• immigrant
• hispanic
• humor
• animation short
• laughs
• cartoons
• animation
• LOL
• comedy
• joke
• fun
• hilarious
• jokes
• molotov
• cocktail
• soviet

[OperationPlayStation]

mw2 run 0:52

[JoeVenezuela1]

@OperationPlayStation I think i got it from CS Source actually...

[OperationPlayStation]

@JoeVenezuela1 ok but its sounds like mw2

[JoeVenezuela1]

@OperationPlayStation You know what? I think i got it from Call of Duty 1.

[ArmorKingRulez]

Okay..now i know what the turtle was for...

[MegaTechnofreak96]

get a glass bottle fill it up with gas put one of the following in /sand, sugar, or oil (so that it can stick to the target) / now get a bit of cloth put it in (make sure it is very tight at the top of the bottle) put i little bit of gas on the top of the rag / light it / throw it / then get the fuck outta there b 4 the cops come :D!

[alslck]

fuck this shit

[NotJoeV]

You tubers!!!!!! Y U NO LIKE THIS VIDEO!!???

[HqKInfected]

@NPcindy so what if people can make this. the constitution says we're allowed to have such materials, but since the gold standard dissapeared. yah so are our freedoms too.

[NPcindy]

@HqKInfected problem is that anyone can do this and most are too dumb to realize these kinds of weapons are against the law. You follow this, you make this, you go to jail.

[xHAT3Dx504]

LMAO! tuttle for erasing memory C:

[HqKInfected]

there's no laws on the internet that exist about showing how to defend yourself. grow some balls

[jamie98422]

its fucking easy you can almost guess how to do it

[AtlasRenegade2012]

LOL

[wolf69702]

so thats whats the turtles for lol