Sonichu! The Audiobook! DAT-303!

Come take the quiz! The answers will be in the annotations!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sonichu
• rosechu
• chris-chan
• christian
• weston
• chandler
• episode
• jerkop
• blachu
• sonic
• the
• hedgehog
• mary
• lee
• walsh

[Infradead]

BRILLIANT song choice.

[vivitheg]

yeah. i'm using the other quiz song for the essay question

whenever deth gets around to it. if he ever does. lol

[CharlieOKane]

1. A

2. C

3. After enjoyable cunvstationoni

4. False, it only works if the boy has a sign

5. True because nobody likes you

6. Secret answer "E" - stalk and murder

7. C because I approached a prostitute

8. False; stalk and murder

9. C, show off stalking and murdering skills

10. Locate girl, drop pants, massage genitals, approach girl, chase girl, catch girl, pin girl, bukkake, ????, PROFIT!!!!

[LinkonaTrain]

1. Don't shower, use axe. This will increase your manly musk and let women know of your alpha male status.

2. Wear Sonichu medallion to let them know your intentions are true and honest. Also works as a conversation starter so you can show your creative skills.

3. Women are often scatterbrained and will not notice you normally. Make a flashy sign announcing that you are single and looking.

4. Hang around popular areas where women congregate. Stores and malls work especially well.

[smile221]

...I can't believe Chris doesn't follow the good advice of the dating teacher he made in his head."Yeah, I was going to shower but mama put some of her pack rat stuff in front of it so I'll just pretend"

[TheLastArchdemon]

@CharlieOKane you good sir are my GOD

[didjargo]

I was going to make a smart ass comment on how Chris, a 30 year old virgin who never even kissed a girl, thinks he has the knowledge to give people relationship advise. But then I realized that he likely gets all of his relationship advice from his imaginary friends... that and porn.

[feh2]

2) All Three Really. Someones Who's Funny, Someone Who's Confident, Someone who likes to be alone. Chris, You know nothing.

3.) ... Obviously the first goddamn time you meet them? Seriously?

4.) Yes, Smart, Honest, And Confident. But also an asshole,and unhygienic. YOUNG LADY.

6.) Chris mostly knows C.

[KingethJames]

I've been watching each of these while drinking beer. I thought it was because I was enjoying them, but now I realize that I need the beer to get through this



[QuicklimeTime]

1. 100/100. Girls go for MEN.

2. E. Women aren't interchangable, it depends on the girl.

3. If I knew what the fuck a "converstaion" was, I'd answer.

4. FUCKIN SWEETHEARTS. HOW DO THEY WORK?

5. ...wat?

6. Move on? Wasn't that this guy's answer to having a relative die?

7. E. Grow. a fucking. SET.

8. Wouldn't know. Don't appear creepy enough to be given a fake number.

9. I wouldn't upload porn of her, beg for sex and be a lazy fuck, certainly.

10. Don't be Chris-chan. That is all.

[Athils]

Is it even possible to be this retarded? You would think his lungs would stop working before these ideas came out.

[bobtheawesome727]

I've had a girlfriend for the last 5 years, and i got a fucking F! Chris can feel my size ten army boot up his retarted ass!

[videogamenostalgia]

1. That's such a bizarre question, I literally have no idea what to say to it.

3. Who the fuck cares?

5. False. What kind of tard would actually think- oh wait it's Chris...

7. How does 'run away' constitute 'approaching a girl'? None of the answers- go ask her yourself, you pussy.

9. 'Show off a skill' like what? Do a cartwheel every month?

10. Nice try, Chris, but the 'fans' want to keep you single, not send you childish instructions even a retard like you could interpret.

[MinunQ]

Converstaion sounds like something that belongs in one of the Persona games.