Where's the Loo Roll? {James Blunt - "You're Beautiful" Parody}

The first of Rowan and Jimmi's parodies 'Where's the Loo Roll?' is a spoof of James Blunt's 'You're Beautiful'. Many a giggle to be had.

Part of the Rowan and Jimmi Adventures

Lyrics:

Went to the bathroom
Felt so secure.
Pulled down my undies
down to the floor.
Sat on the toilet
gave the command
and with a splash,
I looked around.

Where's the Loo roll? Where's the loo roll?
Where's the Loo Roll? It's here.
I took a pass to wipe my arse
but I couldn't understand.
It was all over my hand.

I tried to clean it,
I really did,
but it kept on coming,
I should have hid,
I tried to swish it,
my hand was no good,
so I tried to contain it
inside my hood

Where's the Loo roll? Where's the loo roll?
Where's the Loo Roll? It's here.
I had diarrhea
come out my rear
it cover me in poo
Oh loo roll, where are you?

Loo roll loo roll
loo roll loo roll
Waffle

Where's the Loo roll? Where's the loo roll?
Where's the Loo Roll? It's here.
Now I've found it
and I've wiped up the... poo
I wouldn't know what do

I wouldn't know what to do
if no-one invented you

I love you, loo roll.




*spoiler*




Swear it ain't chocolate.


Finally, just going to say, Original song by James Blunt and the soundtrack is copyright of it's respective owner, whether it be James Blunt or some minion hired by his label to manufacture some music and thus kill the music industry a little bit more. This parody is in friendly jest and if you're some big-ass record label, please don't sue me D:

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Blak Tornado
• Rowan and Jimmi
• Where's the loo roll
• James Blunt
• You're Beautiful
• Parody
• funny
• music video

[halfwelshman1]

I need the loo roll due to how Hilarious this is!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially the waffle bit

[blaktornado]

lol :D

Glad you liked it.

[SoldierofRock97]

funny when u say ass

[blaktornado]

yeah lol. I don't normally say it like that. I was just trying to imitate James Blunt because he is friends with the Queen.

[ChrisPalmieri]

Haha, very funny...I laughed :D

[blaktornado]

:D Thanks!

I'm glad it did what I intended it to do :)

[autouniondkw102]

Excelent lavatorial humour... Brilliant!!!

[nixisan]

lol...great

[WoodyGyo]

hahah, good work Rowan.

Did not expect t see all.. that on your face at the end

But what the hell

Some of just do things differently

[Smurfster1]

Win.

[surrealstage]

That was rather...inspirational. 5/5!

[Fozzykid]

rofl it makes me gigle