(Expand description for Lyrics!) Hip hop comes to Hogwarts and leaves it's mark. With Tina Huang killing the chorus. Don't mess with Harry Potter, fools.
LYRICS -
What you sayin to me? that Harry Potter ain't cool?
You better watch your mouth fool
before i take you to wizarding school
Like the Hogwarts express
I'm laying tracks across borders
Think my volume's set to 10? Try nine and three quarters.
Dumbledore will set you straight so mate don't wait
best disapperate before he deluminates your face.
It's gettin hairy like Hagrid big and scary and angry
Mess with Harry get the Fang that dog is rabid
Adjust your Moody monocle, this boy is iconicle
Charmed like Flitwik and he's harder than McGonnagall
Please Trelawny I don't need no tea leaves
to tell me that Harry's the best, that's a prophecy
He's got Voldemort think he's worried about you?
Oh no what you gonna do? You got a horcrux or two?
You hate it? that's political death like when fudge ate it.
like Scrimgeour that replaced him
you are thoroughly tasteless.
If you worked in the ministry
you'd be in maintenance paintin,
stoppin offices from rainin
you'd be hated and jaded, berrated
like Umbridge that little Napoleon
he'll lay you flat on the linoleum
cause dude is the chosen one.
[chorus]
Pick your poison and Hermione will whip it up.
This nerdy girl will test you like the triwizard cup
Chew you up S.P.E.W. you out without pause because
On Polyjuice Potion this kitty's got claws
Ron'll lay you flat with a fat right hook
You think hes a wuss, son you need to read the books.
Look, he's got that thing in the Quidditch Ring
that makes the ladies sing, "Weasley is our king"
Don't let the maroon sweater
fool you because he lettered in
kickin ass unfettered by dread a double header of
terror a go-getter you betcha you cannot weather his
temper so you better skedaddle
before your deader than Nick
Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington, see
Get it right or he'll have you on your knees
Bloody like the Baron and madder than Peeves
Think you can take a Hogwarts ghost? Muggle, please.
Boo-yah wee-otches and you warlocks too
The Fat Friar's in this house and you know how we do.
Livin' in the kitchen is the only life for me
got the flobberworm fritters and your butterbeer is free.
Today is my death day I'm gonna have a party.
Got maggots in my haggis and a moldy old Havarti.
the fish in the Bacardi makes the room smell really gnarly
but it's the only way I taste
so put more Dobby on the barbie!
I like my women like I like my food,
if you smell like stink sap, I'm gonna float through you.
All the ladies go "AAH!" in the shrieking shack,
Once you go yellow and black,
you know you're never comin' back.
Cause we be puff for life and we keep Hufflin', Hufflin'
We gotta love the strife and how we never give up
and anyone can feel free to come and join me
when the Badger has your back you got no need to worry
[chorus]
[Gryffindor's courageous] Yeah and stuck up too
Hufflepuff is the crew that always knows what to do
through the thick and the thin we always fight to the end
Always unafraid of toil, yeah, you know we'll be loyal friends
ROLE CALL Susan Bones splinched herself in Apparation
Sent her leg off on a bit of a vacation
Hannah Abbott turned a ferret to a flock of pink flamingos
[That was an accident] Uh, no,I don't think so.
Justin Finch-Fletchley Stared down a basilisk
[With the help of Sir Nick] Don't be a dick!
Ernie McMillian is chillin like a villain making potions
in the new level class cause that's
the kind of devotion we have
And don't even get me started on Cedric friggin' Diggory,
that dude was the best, he was the Quidditch captain,
he was a good wizard...he was a nice guy...
Diff tween you and harry is that he's got friends
that'll fight to the end, they will always defend him
The Weasleys pop out children so easily
Their family of 9 makes you feel small like Colin Creevey
Ginger and Pissed, You best not mess with their kids or this Molly will be spitting, "Not my Daughter you bitch!
Fred and George, running the show, making the gold
bringing it home their wares are out of control
Ton Tongue Toffee gonna shut you up
blow Up you tongue like a rhino's
I know its so final your last words are on vinyl
but who's gonna listen to that
when they got The Weird Sisters
do you "Believe that Magic Works"
or do you need some assistance.
cause Ginny'll help you out, with a bat bogey hex,
Leave your face all a mess, Like a fireball's nest
You guessed it, You best hit the road, you toad ,like Trevor
whatever just remember Harry Potter Forever.
[chorus]
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Get With Me (Official Music Video)by YuleBrothers295 views
I thought the girl was funny till she mentioned Twilight then i was like "Oh the Bitch did not just go there"
GirlNextDoor12100 1 week ago
JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY FOR THE WIN!!!!!! Check out his Facebook page.
WhyDidYouWriteThat 4 months ago
That girls voice is so annoying
sailinboy 5 months ago
muggle, plz
haha "shrieking shack" you know they call her moaning myrtle for a reason...
BriIsTheFinestCheese 7 months ago