In which Tom sings a song based on The Five Doctors from 1983.
LYRICS
Doc Five was hangin at the Eye of Orion
Jus' Chillin with his crew, soakin' up some positive ions
But Tegan and Turlough hadda help out the Doc out fast
When it turned out he was illin' from a cosmic angst blast
Flash back, let's check out what's goin on with Doc Two
Partyin' down with the Brigadier at UNIT HQ
When a weird-ass pyramid comes down from outer space
To carry the Doc and the Brigadier to a faraway place
Doc Three was takin' a Drive, Doc One was takin' a walk
Doc Four and his girl Romana were on a boat havin' a talk
Four slips into a time eddy so that he can't be obtained
But the Pyramids get One, Two, and Three, and also Sarah Jane
One by one they all end up, some confused, some alone
In a bunch of different areas in Gallifrey's death zone
Meanwhile, the story's villain moves the figures on his shelves
And Doc Five says to his homies, gotta find my other selves
Yeah man it's the Five Docs
Five dudes from the blue box
Yeah you know this story rocks
It's the Five Docs
From the era of Doc Five
Can the Docs all stay alive?
Tom baker doesn't Arrive
But it's the Five Docs
Back on Gallifrey, the Castellan, Borusa and Flavia
Sippin' drinks and swappin' stories bout the Master's misbehavior
When the Master rolled in, he was in for a surprise
They said "if you help out the Doc we'll give you thirteen more lives"
In the Death Zone there's a Dalek chasin' Doctor One and Susan
Then they find Doc Five's TARDIS which just makes things more confusing
But they set up a tracer so other Docs can be found
The Doc Five, Tegan and Susan go to have a look around
Meanwhile Doc Two tells the Brig 'bout how the Death Zone was once used
By the ancient Gallifreyans just to keep theyselves amused
Used to Time Scoop lots of homies form all over Time and Space
And then watch them battle to the death in this foreboding place
But Rassilon put a stop to all that bullshit so long ago
Now he's buried in the tower so that's where the Doctors go
So enough with Time Lord history, things are just getting intense
So we'll get back to the plot and see if it makes any sesne.
Yeah man it's the Five Docs
Five dudes from the blue box
Yeah you know this story rocks
It's the Five Docs
Yeah Billy Hartnell was dead
So someone else played him instead
Which loses it a little cred
But it's the Five Docs
So the master's in the Zone now, and he's packin the council's seal
Tries to help Doc Three but the Three says "Yo man, bet you had to steal"
That from the Council" but the Master said "yo Doc this is legit"
Doc Three and Sarah blow him off "enough of your bullshit"
So The Master has to go and try his luck with Doctor Five
And things ain't lookin' good because suddenly their lives
Are both threatened by some Cybermen who instantly attack
But Five steals the Master's transmat and escapes arriving back
At the Council where he tells Borusa that he smells a rat
Someone used the Time Scoop and only a Time Lord could do that
So Borusa gets suspicious and arrests the Castellan,
Who gets shot by hasty guards, but did they accuse the wrong man?
One and Tegan go to Rassilon's tomb but some Cybermen
Show up with the Master, who then double-crosses them
Three and Sarah deal with a Raston Warrior robot then they find
Some companions who are nothing more than phantoms of the mind
Yeah man it's the Five Docs
Five dudes from the blue box
Yeah you know this story rocks
It's the Five Docs
Yeah it's a complicated plot
So I'm leaving out a lot
But what you hear is what you got
It's the Five Docs
Yo, things are getting freaky at the center of the Zone
When Doc Two and the Brig must face some phantoms of their own
But eventually the entire cast ends up in one room
In the burial chamber at the heart of Rassilon's tomb
If you thought the story's villain was the Master, you were wrong
It turns out it was president Borusa all along
He wants Rassilon's ring which gives you immortality
And he gets it after overcoming Two, One, Five and Three
But Doc One Figures out something Borusa hadn't known
Seems that immortality means turning into stone
A posse of Time Lords led by Chancellor Flavia arrives
And gratefully she gives the Presidency to Doc Five
But he doesn't want to do it so he flees through Time and Space
And all of the cast gets put right back into their proper place
So lots of pointless fanwank and a threat to the universe?
Eat your heart out, Russell Davies, Terrance did it first!
Yeah man it's the Five Docs
Five dudes from the blue box
Yeah you know this story rocks
It's the Five Docs
So now it's the end of the show
So I have got to go
But I just wanted you to know
That it's the Five Docs
Yeah man it's the Five Docs
Five dudes from the blue box
Yeah you know this story rocks
It's the Five Docs
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That was crazy amazing.
And it makes me want to go watch that. :'D
Snjed 1 year ago 6
Ahahaha, or as Tennant himself once said, "The Three-and-a-Half Doctors and a Bloke in a Wig." Love the episode and the rap - great to see some love for old school Who in the trock movement!
robinalaska12 2 years ago 4