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Uploaded by on Jan 19, 2012

Rachel Bilson responds to her critics and makes a few digs at her old co-stars from the O.C.

Lyrics :


You said I don't look like a what?
Like a real doctor?
A real doctor wouldn't dress like me?
Wouldn't look like me?
Lab coat Dolce, Clip board Prada, Vera Wang Short shorts Nametag: Doctor C Dub, bitches
What the fuck you expect
I'm a doctor Stethoscope hanging round my neck
Same chick, new shit New show, full clip Fresh dipped, new kicks
Only Jimmy Choos bitch!
Been a little while
But I'm back again Summer Roberts Back up on the track again
Peaced up out the OC Ben & Brody, deuces
Did a couple movies
Drank a couple juices
Still they coming at me like where you been you should be asking mischa barton critics talking Shit about my acting
nice chick schtick aint happening
Who be bloggin on the internet Jealous trick, suck a tit
Get a pap smear with an oven mitt Bitch!
Too hot Give your man a tent in his trousers
Styling so all the critics want to doubt her And
I'm unbelievable
Check your web browser
Haters get Two words Doogie Howser (CHORUS)
I'm an innovator
A resuscitator
You only part dead Pass the defibrillator (Clear)
I'm a monster (Clear)
I go HAM Jay & Ye can keep the throne
Cause I don't give a damn
Every other month on the cover of Magazine, periodical
Front and center with a pouty mouth
Still the pounce
Me coming out my house Paparazzi flashing out
Pop pop when my gat come out
Lil bitty actresses
Trying to get they asses kissed
Make me want to slap a bitch
Put em on a blacklist
Five foot nothin'
Flow like Cam'ron
If Natalie get mad at me Remind her who da Black Swan.
Fuck the Emmys Fuck the fame
Just addicted to the money, and the game
So when you see us doing 80 in the prius full tint, louie print what's my motherfucking name? (CHORUS)

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  • I've uploaded the lyrics just click show more button and you will see ;)

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  • this is the best thing i've ever seen.

  • Sooo funny! And Scott and Wilson (George and Wade) in the end, playing hot car washers! genius! Love love love these people! <3 Hart of dixie forever!

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  • is a deuce a shit? lol sorry english not my first lang.

  • i guess rachel

  • I really love Rachel and her new show and I even loved her on the OC, but seriously she shouldnt talk bad about her ex- co-stars! Especially Adam who she's been with for like 2 or 3 years!!!

    I never heard them talking bad about her either!

  • Wow, is she 5'0?! I thought she was 5'1.... :/

  • I love how the male/female roles have changed in this Vid!!

  • Yeah Bilson!! Love it!!

  • she can rap wow

  • Am I the only one who thought she sounded awesome! She should start singing haha XD

  • another reason to love rachel. she has humor.

  • Made my day haha! I totally agree with the Mischa Barton thing!

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