Turbo Encabulator

For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automaticaly synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.

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[Qloke]

the description's missing an "also".

[LilAlfiq]

@Qloke

Good eye, thanks.

[N3CR1S]

This right here is sadly what normal people hear when they try to listen to normal science. It is so stupid that people that hear things like this try to decide what is best for our countries and communities. Politicians should be required to have have multiple graduations, one of them being science and math, and the rest should be relevant to their political assignements.

[LilAlfiq]

@N3CR1S

I hear that. They should know that science is not a democracy, reality is not determined by vote.

[projectx605]

I hope this is the only video that survives the nuclear holocaust, just to troll the survivors that try to rebuild society

[cainmarko69]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!

[Superduperhog]

This is awesome, I like techno babble.

[wittrockjw]

You mad?

[DetectiveNigbone]

@projectx605 lmfao

[JBEAS1980]

i want one!

[09jamieboro]

amazingly funny =D

[MawcDrums]

Prefamulated amulite LOL

[Th1zzardOfOz]

Looks like a penis