Turbo Encabulator

For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive-directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefamulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator; every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammes.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a farescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce soinasodial repleneration.

------------------------------
I had no part in the making of this video and claim no rights over it whatsoever.

------------------------------
No need to subscribe, I don't plan on uploading any more videos in the near future.

• Category

  Comedy

[Paul Dolan]

Reciprication Dinglearms.... seems legit

[DFTBAsshole]

SciShow brought me here

[makerofthings77]

"It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it" - Missing a few zeros. Must have been done in the '60's

[koreyhite]

Preventing side fumbling with the addition of the ambifacient lunar wane shaft was a spectacular idea.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

Very funny! Everyone knows that the girdle spring permi-tube shouldn't be placed on the gyroscopic nova-flux inhibitor.

[WORLDCRUSHER9000]

my first week in Eve Online...

[BassAsLeaders]

Turbo what??

[bigpappastumpy666]

Daddy..........?

[Ryan Gatts]

Both SciShow and Still Untitled: the Adam Savage Project brought me here.

[Michael Gross]

it comes with a flux capacitor, were't you paying attentions?

[osborl12]

Ya think?

[rexmo gill]

This is a known BULLSHIT lecture.  It is a prime example of nonsense and has been used to demonstrate the fallacy of believing in whatever the man in the white coat says.