Without a Face - The TSA Song [Audio]

on iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3jocbq8 Fbook: http://www.facebook.com/withoutaface Twitter:http://www.twitter.com/waftweets Song produced by Mike Thompson at Ivory Tower

Lyrics:

Girl I been eye-in you ever since you walked on through
That naked body scanner so I think that is my cue
To take you to the side, yes, I know you're a single mom
But shawty, you suspicious 'cause yo body is the bomb

So now that I got you at my airport
I'm gon' show you just exactly what TSA stands for
Put your baby carriage down on the floor
I'm gon' make you scream, 'cause TSA means

I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
and do it real slow from head to toe
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
it's part of my job, so it ain't my fault
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
and I'ma bring my appetite and give you a bite
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
the nation ain't safe until you get raped

For real, I think that your Grandpa's boobs
Might have hidden nukes
And I'ma touch his junk and
Leave him feelin' used
Old ladies and pretty baby boys
I'll take off they diapers to make sure I stay employed

So now that I got you at my airport
I'm gon' show you just exactly what TSA stands for
Now that I got you at my airport
Time to get screened, maybe double-teamed

I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
and do it real slow from head to toe
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
it's part of my job, so it ain't my fault
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
and I'ma bring my appetite and give you a bite
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
the nation ain't safe until you get raped

(Without a Face...Here we go...)
Uncle Sam's got a chance
To stick his hands down in yo pants
Big Brotha putting Grandmotha into a trance
Getting pretty freaky like a 5th grade dance
What can I say? I'm a feel-you-up fiend
One big mean molesting machine dream-team
I'ma give y'all sexual assault
I'ma pull Johnny's little Jimmy out the vault
And if the momma ask why, it's because I said so
You up next, too, momma, do what I said, hoe
Starts at the airport, then we go to Walmart
To get T&A before you get a shopping cart
Let's get twisted quite gifted with it I really wanna whip it
bondage and lingerie with a little bit of role play
You a dumb sheep, I'm TSA

(I wanna give you)
Twisted Sexual Assault
to your Grandma, your daughter-in-law
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
I know ya like that, and so will your cat
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
and I'ma bring my appetite and give you a bite
I wanna give you Twisted Sexual Assault
the nation ain't safe until you get raped (with a little bit of more role play)

I'll be the politician, you can be my page
You be the tiger, I'ma let you out the cage
You be the Jedi, and I'm the padawan
I'll be Harry Potter, you can touch my wand
I'll be the young student, you can be the teach
I'll be the choir boy, you can be the priest
You the shawty-in-distress, and I am James Bond
TSA all day, dusk until dawn

I need to touch you ma'am
It's for protection, baby

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[SSascha212]

Whoever disliked this obviously has no sense of humour.

[cherokeehelm]

I dig it E>

[intrik]

Would have been a little more epic if he was doing the shocker with the glove hand.

[Clary4321]

For some odd reasdon I think it would be funny to have this play anytime a cop pulls someone over and approaches their window....

[pantsicosity]

I love you. marriage now please? 8O

[micdiva08]

Hilarious and sexy. A difficult combination to achieve. BRAVO! ;)

[jwish827]

"Country ain't safe until you get raped"

Wow, fucking incredible lyrics here, dude!

[piratewhore]

This song has grown on me since I first heard it