UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN A POLITICAL MEMOIR - Mock the Week Series 9 Episode 7 - BBC Two
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@diogoRibeirinha WITH PESTICIDE
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@daleksec666 or perhaps just a good amount of weed for everyone. Usually helps.
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Andi did really well in the one.
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Remember Ghandi mate!
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@7CellarDoors Or even just a massive pit of fire to burn the morons and send the spiraling into the great beyond where they hope to find 'salvation'
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@daleksec666 You know what society needs? A real world equivalent of the Rancor Pit.
Here me out.... actually that's all I had, its not rocket science. Feed the insolent text-speaking fucks to some kind of large carnivorous 'thing' until only the mighty of mind and/or body are left to breed this horrendous apeshit mutation called "Mankind" into the gaping maw of oblivion.
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@7CellarDoors Gonna run out of snakes fast. But why stop there? If anyone speaks in textese, uses emoticons, or the phrase 'at the end of the day' when they're not meaning literally, I teleport to their house and beat them over the head with a frying pan.
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@daleksec666 Or anyone that types in Leet Speak automatically sends a signal to the nearest tactical missile station to be fired upon with unforgiving merry haste.
Also, anyone found to be in possession of, or affiliated with someone in possession of a Lady Gagag album or some such equivalent, is to be set upon by a swarm of genetically engineered rattlesnakes that shoot angry spiders from their mouths into their victims faces.
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@daleksec666 Precisely. Until proven otherwise, you are an eel mongering anal merchant of the highest order.
If everyone had such bellowing low opinions on their fleshy semi-sentient surroundings, there would be no such concepts as "offense"
I mean, who is offended by something from a person you perceive as equal or lower social standing to an anemic rodent's bloodied ass curry smeared angrily on the foreskin of a one eyed inbred pigeon suffering from arthritis and violent diarrhea
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@7CellarDoors motherfucking purveyors of dumbassery until proven to have more intelligence than a moss-covered piece of moldy bread
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russell howard is cute : )
i'm a straight guy, i just wanted to say what all the girls were thinking
TeimParadox 7 months ago 231
I now want to get 'No one fucks with Mahatma Gandhi' on a t-shirt...
arbeitsscheuer 1 month ago 32