PIE ASS gameplay video

Note: I apologize for the poor sound quality, I took this from a camera.

This is just a gameplay video of the Pirates (PIE ASS) arcade game, emulated on MAME. Don't ask me where I got it. But yes, this is a real game, and it's ridiculously stupid.

Playing the game...basically, you're a pirate, and you control this targeting reticle that you move around the screen, and just blow stuff up. As you kill pirates (which is hard because it's nearly impossible to hit anything), objects randomly collapse in the background. Yeah, it's pretty stupid.

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[winbolo]

wtf! witches and pirates with guns?!

[D2RCR]

Look for BBHood217's gameplay videos; this game makes even less sense than you think.

[shindak666]

haha... quite interesting...

[Doom2Guy]

I'm pretty sure this came out before Wild Guns

Both Pirates! and Wild Guns are inspired by another game called Cabal

[ShippoFoxDemons]

THe PIE ASS game =\ its kinda like a crappy rip off of the awesome SNES Game Wildguns (that game was so kickass) except stupider and a stupid pirate old dude saying PIE ASS annoying you through the game untill the word is burned on your brain. seriously wtf is up with witches being in a pirate game? i don't see freaky shit like that everyday o_o'

[HyperSonicXtreme]

I love the PIE ASS game

[MattiaGagliardi]

It's just my immagination, or the secret to win a PIE ASS 's level is to devastate the city?

[DanAdamKOF]

"You got it." out of freaking nowhere! I cracked up :)

[LordBBH]

In case you didn't know, PIE ASS is basically a complete ripoff of games like Cabal and Blood Brothers. Except Cabal / Blood Bros don't have shitty collision detection and the levels don't drag on quite as long...

but then again, they don't have the PIE ASS sample, or a talking skull that says "YOU GOT IT!", so it's kind of a trade-off.

[killSeal]

How, odd :)