Genie in a Bottle (original song)

(lyrics below)
This guy finds a GENIE IN A BOTTLE...And it changes his whole life..And the whole story is true.
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GENIE IN A BOTTLE

Well I was swimmin' in the creek one Saturday,
just takin' a break from haulin' Grand-pas hay.
I came across something like I'd never seen,
it looked kinda' like a bottle of ol' Jim Beam.
I pulled out the cork maybe have me a sip,
that's when the smoke started pourin' out of it.
Now just like that TV astronaut, a GENIE IN A BOTTLE.That's what I got..

Chorus:
And with a wave of her hands she granted my wishes.
A girl on each arm, a vault full of riches.
A shiny new Chevy for me to drive.
No more workin', no more nine to five.
Like Aladdin with a castle on a mountain top.a GENIE IN A BOTTLE..Thats what I got..

Well I was wishin' wishes 'till I thought I would burst.
I was wishin' up my own universe.
I threw a big party for the whole danged town.
Someone stole that bottle when I laid it down.
Yeah somebody just took it..
Some unscrupulous fellow.. Go ahead and pick it Roy... (Roy is my imaginary electric guitar player..Enjoy his imaginary licks during this vocal interlude..)

Well I searched High and low for about a year.
My money's all gone, that's why'm here.
You hear this story, you might think I'm nuts.
But what kinda' fool's gonna make that up...
I ask ya'. Not me...Every word of it is true..
I just need a few bucks from each one of you here..
And I'll keep lookin' for that bottle.....

Chorus:

Chorus tag:
Like a Sultan on the middle of old Bagdad..
A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, that's what I had..

c 2007 Craig D. Kendall..All rights reserved..Use of this material by permission only..

Category:

Music

Tags:

• original
• comic
• funny
• song
• Jim
• Beam
• hauling
• hay
• swimming
• in
• creek

[RedBull3414]

WTF??

[cdkkiss1952]

@RedBull3414 I know exactly what you mean..lol..

Craig.

[alvaro14v]

I was expecting christina and i got this LOL!!!!

[cdkkiss1952]

@alvaro14v FUNNY..You know I wrote this song about 15 years ago. Purely a COWBOY song..Then I had one of my friends tell me that Christina had a song called GENIE IN A BOTTLE.. I thought I was going to be rich..Well we all know how that turned out. Anyway..I am sorry to disappoint you, but I think we both got a chuckle out of this..Thanks for leaving a comment..

Craig.

[mystonicrecords]

solid driving country tune.

great show here. this must be a crowd favorite when you're playing out.

[cdkkiss1952]

@mystonicrecords Thanks Peter. I have a video of me singing this live on my home page. I played at a union party here in Vegas and "warmed" the crowd up for the main band. It was 100 degrees and I had a ball..

Craig.

[AndysOriginalSongs]

Thanks for sharing Craig...great song and amazing view count...WOW!! Andy :)

[cdkkiss1952]

Thanks bro..I am happy you like it..

Craig..