Unemployed Australian Scums

Most regular YouTubers in Australia are Dole Bludging Scum or Unemployable.
Well, that's possibly because the word has two meanings. One is to be idle or lazy. This is the dominant meaning today. Hence, a bludger is a lazy bastard, or a bastard who isn't doing very much at all. A bludger bludges, if that makes sense. Hence if Davo is bludging his arse off, he is doing bugger all. He is being a bludger. If something is a bludge, then it is very easy and you can bludge while doing it.

The second meaning parasitical in nature. Hence, to bludge off someone is to take something for nothing. A dole bludger is a bludging bastard who takes his or her unemployment benefits (the dole) and does not make a genuine effort to look for work. Australians are not fond of dole bludgers. Interestingly, while the term dole bludger no doubt came about because of this meaning, younger Australians would probably associate a dole bludger with them being idle ie bludging in the first sense while they get their money. Anyway, "Hey mate, can I bludge a ciggie" would be an example of this usage. If someone violates the shout ethic then they are also bludging in this sense (and sadly, this appears to be happening more and more in our 'modern' society). The bludging bastard bludged off us all night. And doesn't it give you the shits.

But if you are ever told you are a bludger, go home. A bludger is the worst thing you can be in Australia. It means that you are criminally lazy, that you 'pole on your mates', that you are a 'piker' - a mean, contemptible, miserable individual who is not fit to associate with human beings. No one will talk to you, or buy you a drink, and you've had it. You will be called a bastard because you are a good bloke, but if you are called a bludger you probably are one. You might be called a 'bludgin' bastard' in a rueful sort of way which is half admiring but the word bludger by itself is final condemnation.

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[TheRandomdarkchick]

lmao what is up with this? SOMEONES A POTTY MOUTH! QUICK! GET THE SOAP!

[Zoink109]

It's me :-)

Number One Scum of Australia besides that junkie next to me.

[COMMUNISTPHILOSOPHY]

hard cases lol may they eternally bludge from the fascist system

[TheBooostt]

haha hey zoink109 you know your a nothing, dont take your mental issues out on everyone else. your a fucken loser who needs a good fucken punch in the head

[01Jcar1]

LOLZ

[stuffmohammed]

@fgypsy45

fuck off french gypsy 23...

[stuffmohammed]

what a fuckin' dickhead.

[fgypsy45]

of shit like harrassing me they "root rats" never try and take a girl out of that type of living dero blood is dero blood they worse than the lebs in a ridiculously type of way they smoke weed at work they 30 n root 16 year olds

[fgypsy45]

they mostly like that i hate em they stink dont save 10 20 bucks for a nice plain office shirt they dysfunctional as they start everyone they give an impression of having morals i dated a woman she was from woodridge the brothers took her against her will trying to sell her virginity for extasy pills the guy forking the pills touched her in her sleep the mom didnt care the same guys that did that they got up in the morning played video games on scrapes of billies and weed they did all kinds

[cschlotz]

@Zoink555 Whatever you say man. Whatever you say.

[bgeorge841]

all i hear is fuck!! LOL.. coz that the first thing they hear from their mom's mouth!! Suck my boobs you fuckin baby!! LOL

[Zoink555]

@cschlotz Oh come on we are the smartest people in all of Australia didn't you know?