: A Woman's Deceit : Foamy The Squirrel

A rant about how women deceive men without even realizing it.

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[R0ckG1r7]

I somewhat don't have a choice with the push-up bra. I got screwed with my endowments.

[rockinamber18]

i don't think women really need to wear alot of make up. me i don't wear make up cause hello, who the hell am i gonna get out of high school boys when i'm almost done with high school. -_- now a days women these days that wear make up and the other woman doesn't and makes fun of them for being ugly, to the woman with make up, who the hell are you calling ugly whore! i rather be myself 24/7 than a god damn barbie girl doll

[EmperorNarcissus]

@rockinamber18 I couldn't agree more. As a male, I must admit that I find it somewhat disturbing how much makeup some women wear, and even more unsettling how much the same women obsess over it! Rock on.

[Makilore]

...yeah well if we weren't as high and mighty on beauty all the time, maybe we could avoid this problem?

[PagenBabe]

Me being a woman, I rarely wear make-up and when I do it's only like mascara and lip gloss. I straighten my hair when it gets too frizzy and curly, but sometimes i just leave it curly. I fully agree with what foamy is saying.

[sleepygirl503]

I don't really care about my apperence, just comb my hair and leave the house.Most of the girls in my grade get up 1 hour earlier than I would just to look fake and gross,Fuck that,I want to sleep and not look like a zombie hooker in the morning!!! I have a boyfriend and we are in the longest relationship my grade has ever had,says a lot doesn't it -_-

[Eleissa6751140]

preach brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[snarkbait1]

You know what? Any guy that's shallow enough to be with a woman based solely on her looks and cannot reconcile her lack of model beauty with a decent personality (either because it isn't there or he cannot appriciate it) deserves whatever he gets.

I have NO PITY for people who go after other people for superficial reasons and then have the gall to complain when they learn that the pool is too shallow.

[happyvampire17]

First of all people need to stop thinking that all form of make up is useless and stupid. Make up, when worn properly, is mean to bring out your best features. Eye liner is meant to bring out your eyes. Given some women put on way too much but that just cuz they are fucking retarded. Blush, to bring out your cheek bones. Lip gloss/lipstick/lip liner is meant to bring out those luscious lips that men or women dream of kissing. Make up is an art not a cover up. Remember that :)

[saberur66]

fucking agree, and i hate it when women hate it when men look at their huge fucking tits that are fake, or always looking for sex when they are a little napkin for a bottom and top...

[Guadie7]

i agree, girls always are looking in hand mirrors or the mirror image of their phone to fix their hair. i will not wake up early to fix my hair that will be messed up by the end of the day. im no doll to buy, and proud to show what i have. small boobs? dont care, thats just me. if you ask me, everything is all about how you look now.

[keniakittykat]

A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's always half empty...